Funniest bumper stickers you have ever seen?

[Fred]

"You're just jealous the voices are talking to me"

Fred

 

[nateo101]

haha I now have a whole list of things to put on the back of my windshield now....

 

[hoytinak]

Friends help friends move....real friends help friends move bodies.

 

[Ramsey]

"God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains - so I ate him."

holy crizap thats awful, i feel pretty bad for chuckling

 

[hillbilly_jeeper]

"Save a cow, eat a vegitarian."
"Save a tree, eat a beaver"
"Earth first, i'll log, ride, wheel, ect, the other planets later!"

 

[Bent]

"BOUND BY BLACKNESS"

 

[cbremer]

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?
Stupidity should be painful
Get in, sit down, hold on and shut up
Friends don't let friends park in Hermosa Beach (if you're local, you'll understand )

 

[luvdaxj]

"Body Lifts Suck" (on my xj)
"Is it horny out here, or is it just me"
"Annoy a Liberal, work hard and be happy"
"Looking for the perfect woman, a nymphomaniac who owns a liquer store"

 

[Ramsey]

"Body Lifts Suck"

i'm definetly gonna have to get one of those

 

[luvdaxj]

"Body Lifts Suck"

i'm definetly gonna have to get one of those

I thought it up and had a guy make it for me. There are alot of internet sites that allow you to make your own bumpersticker. All XJ owners should have one.

 

[XJawgi]

local radio station

 

[ladywolf]

i like the "oh crap you're going to try to cheer me up" one

that and DO NOT WASH THIS VEHICLE, SCIENTIFIC DIRT TEST IN PROGRESS

 

[OT]

local radio station

Man, that sticker is a steamer.

 

[copperhead]

Matthew Currie
God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains - so I ate him."

I have that one on a T-Shirt, It always gets me funny looks.
I also have one that reads "And god said:
CO2
CH3 CH2 OH
And then there was beer,
And it was good,
And THEN came the seventh day"

As far as bumper stickers on my own, I just have various club stickers, a GOA sticker, and one that reads: "ignorance is typical"

 

[bjoehandley]

Come to think of it, my Sister has
"For such a small town, there sure are a lot of idiots"
"Your village called, they're looking for their idiot"
and one of my favorites
"Think you'd drive any better with that cell phone shoved up your @$$"

 

[xjcrawlr]

While sitting in traffic behind a minivan with several of those " My child was student of the month at _____school" a beat up, rusty, smoking, old Ford truck pulled up next to it and it had a sticker on the back that said "My kid beat up your honour student"

I had to pull over I was laughing so hard :laugh3:

 

[OT]

While sitting in traffic behind a minivan with several of those " My child was student of the month at _____school" a beat up, rusty, smoking, old Ford truck pulled up next to it and it had a sticker on the back that said "My kid beat up your honour student"

I had to pull over I was laughing so hard :laugh3:

Welcome to 1990.

 

[TRNDRVR]

"Please God, save me from your followers".

 

[footdale]

"Yes this is my truck...
and NO I won't help you move"

 

[8Mud]

My son just got his license and came home with a strange look on his face. Asked him what was up? He said everybody was honking at him. His buddies where rolling. Being the suspicious type, I checked out the back of the XJ, "Honk, if you want to have my baby", was stuck to the back bumper. Told him it was a Jeep thing and told him to use his hands, if he waved back at the honkers.