Funniest bumper stickers you have ever seen?

[bigredjeep]

LIFT IT!! Cuz fat chicks can't jump

 

[copperhead]

My favorites:

"The Only Bush I Trust is My Own"

"STOP BREEDING"

"When RELIGION RULED the world, they called it THE DARK AGES"

 

[bigredjeep]

DON'T LAUGH,
your daughter could be in here.

 

[diabloxj]

"LOWRIDERS, FOR GUYS THAT CAN'T GET IT UP"

 

[ECKSJAY]

"KEEP BEEPING
i'm reloading"

"HORN DON'T WORK
LOOK OF FINGER"

"LOWRIDERS, FOR GUYS THAT CAN'T GET IT UP"

Bad grammar/spelling and all?

 

[lesslimited]

D.A.R.E
Donut Abuse Resistance Education
(Dare to keep cops off donuts)

Of course, I wouldn't dare to put that on my heep :laugh3:

 

[LBEXJ]

If you don't like my driving, call 1-800-EatSh*t!

 

[XJJPR]

I saw one yesturday i liked.

Stop honking
I'm reloading!




hinkley

 

[ECKSJAY]

"Hinkley's not really FROM Texas."

Being made now, shipping soon.

 

[Hickey]

D.A.R.E
Donut Abuse Resistance Education
(Dare to keep cops off donuts)

Of course, I wouldn't dare to put that on my heep :laugh3:

D.A.R.E.
Drugs
Are
Really
Expensive

 

[TRNDRVR]

Seen on the back of a meat truck.....Joe Schmoe's meats (forgot real name)....."You may be able to pass my truck, but you can't beat my meat".

 

[Fergie]

I like the new one in D.C.

"Run Hilary, Run!"

Dems put it on their rear bumper, and Reps put it on their front.



Fergie

 

[Beej]

Few of my faves:

WEAR YOUR SEATBELT!
(It makes it harder for aliens to suck you out of your car)

POKE SMOT!

and:

HIPPIES SUCK (Tofino, BC)

The last one's only funny if you're a local. Tofino is a surfing village up island from me that has long been a Mecca for smelly transient hippies. AKA "Homeless by Choice". The bumpersticker was started by locals as a way of telling the hippies they ain't welcome in the town if all they're gonna do is park their VW buses and beg for change. Funny to me....

 

[bjoehandley]

"Jesus loves you, Everybody else thinks your an @$$hole"

"Al Gore, the wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead"

"Do not tow, this is not an abandoned vehicle"

 

[XJawgi]

"Help save the environment, put bush back in texas"

 

[Alaskaflyr]

A common one in Los Angeles is

"COVER ME, I'M CHANGING LANES"

 

[bjoehandley]

:worship: :roflmao:

 

[bocaj]

"sex is not the anwer
sex is the question
the answer is yes"

saw that on my way to work one morning.

 

[Matthew Currie]

"God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains - so I ate him."

 

[Kejtar]

1. smiley sticker with tire marks across it
2. honk if you see any parts fall off: this sticker was on the hatch of a jeep, that was torn off on an obstacle