Frog?

Jewish girls give the best head...

I was told this is to avoid putting out!

I tell ya...

Working for a jewish doctor in December rocks...

We're barely there this month!
 
Gil BullyKatz said:
Jewish girls give the best head...

I was told this is to avoid putting out!

I tell ya...

Working for a jewish doctor in December rocks...

We're barely there this month!

karnac says you'll get the entire week off at the end of this month.
 
If a nigger, a spic, and a jew jump out of a plane who hits the ground first?













































Who cares;)
 
red91inWA said:
This is a need to know basis, and you don't need to know.

its funny, i just had never heard of it before.

2 seconds on google produced an answer...

kike (kaIk) slang. Also kyke.

1. n. An offensive name for a Jew.

2. adj. Something Jewish in origin or ownership (also kikey).

3. n. A grasping, dishonest if also shrewd person (irrespective of race).

The etymology of kike is hotly contested, although it is commonly agreed that the word dates back to the late 19th century. Many plausible theories have been advanced:

a) To borrow from Leo Rosten's The Joys of Yiddish, "The word kike was born on Ellis Island, when Jewish immigrants who were illiterate (or could not use Roman-English letters), when asked to sign the entry-forms with the customary 'X,' refused -- and instead made a circle. The Yiddish word for 'circle' is kikel (pronounced KY - kel), and for 'little circle,' kikeleh. Before long the immigration inspectors were calling anyone who signed with an 'O' instead of an 'X' a kikel or kikeleh or kikee or, finally and succinctly, kike."

Rosten explains that for the Jewish immigrants, an 'X' was an evil sign, representing both the horrors of crucifixion and the sign of their (Christian) oppressors. Jewish - American merchants continued to sign with an 'O' instead of an 'X' for several decades, spreading the nickname kike wherever they went as a natural result. At that time kike was more of an affectionate term, or used by Jews to describe other Jews, and only developed into a racial slur later on.
 
what do you call 50,000 niggers on a plane back to africa?
























a good start...






what do you get when you cross a nigger and a mexican ?
























a theif that is too lazy to steal!


Why are abortion clincs also known as dating locations?























because you know thoes girls put out!
 
How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?

54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.



What do you do after you rape a 12 year old deaf dumb and blind girl?

Brake her fingers so she cant tell her mom.



What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?


He drowns





Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?

The mace.



Why do black people smell?

So blind people can hate them too
 
Here are lyrics to a song by Kinky Friedman and Texas Jewboys.
BTW - you Texans should pay attention, he's running for governor in 2006.

You can listen to the song here: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1949555

They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore

Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin' Lone Star beer
Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear.
They oughta send you back to Russia, boy, or New York City one
You just want to doodle a Christian girl and you killed God's only son.

I said, Has it occurred to you, you nerd, that that's not very nice,
We Jews believe it was Santa Claus that killed Jesus Christ.
You know, you don't look Jewish, he said, near as I could figger
I had you lamped for a slightly anemic, well-dressed country nigger.

No, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
He started in to shoutin' and a-spittin' on the floor,
Lord, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore.

He says, I ain't a racist but Aristitle Onassis is one Greek we don't need
And them niggers, Jews and Sigma Nus, all they ever do is breed.
And wops n micks n slopes n spics n spooks are on my list
And there's one little hebe from the heart of Texas is there anyone I missed ?

Well, I hits him with everything I had right square between the eyes.
I says, I'm gonna gitcha, you son of a bitch ya, for spoutin' that pack of lies.
If there's one thing I can't abide, it's an ethnocentric racist;
Now you take back that thing you said bout Aristitle Onassis.

No, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
We don't turn the other cheek the way we done before.
You could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
Lord, they sho' ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore!
All right!

No, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
We don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
You hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
Lord, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore.

Everybody!
They ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
They ain't makin' carpenters who know what nails are for.
Well, the whole damn place was singin' as I strolled right out the door
Lord, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore!

No, we ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
We don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Well, the whole damn place was singin' as I strolled right out the door
Lord, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore!
 
how bout if i say i think there hot...
 
How'd Tiger Woods get his name?











































He's half Thai and half nigger................... :gag:

-Mike
 
What is the difference between a black man and a piece of shit?















































































After two weeks the shit turns white and stops stinkin'
 
Ramsey said:
i was always a fan of this one.

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:rof:
LMFAO!
 
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