For my friends

[Lawn Cher']

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but
never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises
that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the
sorry bitch who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath... I pledge it until the end. "Why"? you may ask, because
you are my friend. Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get
depressed because you can only think of 4.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help
you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

 

[seanR]

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

WF 05!
Now that was funny!
Lawn Cher' falling off of a lawn chair!

 

[Lawn Cher']

WF 05!
Now that was funny!
Lawn Cher' falling off of a lawn chair!

I suppose the lack of a repeat performance this year was a disappointment? I forgot my official MWC uniform (Carhartt coat) so I was less inclined to drink as much due to the cold. Oh well, there's always next year.

 

[bshaw]

we love you too Mark! :kissyou: