Double Meaning Sayings

[XJosh95]

So, everyone is familiar with these, I would think. I want to see what people have floating around in this little slice of useless information. I'll give the first two. The first one is being used as the major example while the second being one I thought up the other day here at work.

1. Eat here, get gas.

2. The tranny guy is waiting for parts.

 

[GrimmJeeper]

2. The tranny guy is waiting for parts.

:roflmao:

 

[aparke4]

extra parking in the rear

 

[MT Mike]

Double entendre = double meaning sayings.

From Star Wars:
Luke, at that speed are you sure you'll be able to pull out in time?
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.

 

[MT Mike]

Here's a good one found in the Colorado chapter:

My junk won't fire up!

:shhh:

 

[Stihl029]

Kids with gas eat free

 

[d10shun]

Eats shoots and leaves.

 

[XJosh95]

Here's a good one found in the Colorado chapter:

My junk won't fire up!

:shhh:

LOL! :yelclap:

And who can forget the bar slogan: So-n-So's Bar, Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.

 

[.40CalPatriot]

Here's a good one found in the Colorado chapter:

My junk won't fire up!

:shhh:

I am glad I am not the only one that thought that when he posted it up. I was going to suggest he needs to tell his woman she needs some more practice!:laugh3:

 

[XJosh95]

Do you smoke after sex?


I dunno, I never checked.

 

[RTFM]

For those who are old enough.....

 

[XJosh95]

I think that trancends even our generation! LOL!

 

[XJosh95]

Oh, I always liked this. Punctuation can have a dramatic effect on the meaning of a sentence.

For instance: Let's eat, children. and Let's eat children.

The value of a 6th grade education does not go un-noticed. Stay in school, people.

 

[MT Mike]

From mod tech: Shaft coming up short!

:rotfl:

 

[YELLAHEEP]

For those who are old enough.....

Ok, now THAT was fawkin' phunnay!!!!! :roflmao:

 

[Slider42]

Hmm It all depends where you put the punctuation:

I helped my uncle Jack off his horse.