Last Tuesday Jess and I just finished up dinner, and I took the plates to the kitchen. Came back to grab the rest of the stuff on the table, and head back into the kitchen. Saw the dog just jumping off the counter right. She hasn’t jumped up in a long time to take food or even look for stuff. Well I’m cleaning up putting stuff in the dishwasher and notice jess has two corncobs on her plate, but the two on my plate are missing. WELL F***!!!!!!!! Ya bailey ate two corn cobs. I grabbed the hydrogen peroxide and out back we go. Have her two shots of that stuff, and she tossed up everything “BUT” the corn cobs. Off to the emergency vet office, because mine closed an hour before this all happened. They had her back there for 4 min then the vet tech came out for us to identify the cobs. I asked if they found a watch while they were in there and she freaked out. Told her I was just joking, but she didn’t think that was funny. Well that cost 150 bucks right there. O look they don’t BILL people payment needed upon service. Well I pay and they bring her out and she has puke all over her face and legs. WTF 150 bucks and you can’t even use a wet nap or a wet towel to wipe her down? Thanks. I used some tissues on the counter, and then just left them there. So within a matter of seconds I lost 150 bucks. I felt like I was in Vegas or strip joint never saw money go so fast and felt so dirty afterwards.
But then you look at their face and just can’t help but love them.
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