scottmcneal
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Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives,
socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this
latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.
I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of
> future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its
> course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not
> ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms.
> We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go
> our own way. Here is a model separation agreement:
>
> Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass
> each taking a portion That will be the difficult part, but I am
> sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it
> should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can
> effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such
> distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive taxes
> so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the
> ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the
> cops, the NRA and the military You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore
> and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a
> bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).
>
> We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical
> companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street You can have your beloved
> homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot
> Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the
> Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
>
> You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the
> right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have
> the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of
> life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
>
> We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to
> Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have
> the U. N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
>
> We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars.
> You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
>
> You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing
> doctors We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a
> right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National
> Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to
> Teach the World to Sing Kum Ba Ya , or We Are the World ...
>
> We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle
> up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll
> keep our history, our name and our flag.
>
> Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other
> like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not
> agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, we can
> wager a bet on which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> John J. Wall, Law Student, and an American
>
> P. S. Also, you can have Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda.
:cheers:
>
>
socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this
latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.
I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of
> future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its
> course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not
> ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms.
> We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go
> our own way. Here is a model separation agreement:
>
> Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass
> each taking a portion That will be the difficult part, but I am
> sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it
> should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can
> effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such
> distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive taxes
> so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the
> ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the
> cops, the NRA and the military You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore
> and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a
> bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).
>
> We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical
> companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street You can have your beloved
> homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot
> Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the
> Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
>
> You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the
> right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have
> the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of
> life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
>
> We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to
> Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have
> the U. N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
>
> We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars.
> You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
>
> You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing
> doctors We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a
> right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National
> Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to
> Teach the World to Sing Kum Ba Ya , or We Are the World ...
>
> We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle
> up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll
> keep our history, our name and our flag.
>
> Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other
> like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not
> agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, we can
> wager a bet on which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> John J. Wall, Law Student, and an American
>
> P. S. Also, you can have Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda.
:cheers:
>
>