Could Lawn Cher' ever keep a post on topic?

[Big Red]

I'm eating a ham & cheese sandwich as I type this.

I am an equal opportunity asshat. (EOA.)

This thread is about me, not you, Troy. I'd be happy to start one about you though if it'll make you feel better.

And the search function? Who uses that? :jester:

I was just messing with you since you mess with me so much. I'm done, carry on people. I've been in the spot light enough. :gag:

 

[XTrmXJ]

 

[Lawn Cher']

I was just messing with you since you mess with me so much. I'm done, carry on people. :gag:

I know you're messing with me. Don't give up, try a little harder and maybe it'll be funny.

 

[XTrmXJ]

 

[Lawn Cher']

Oh crap, thanks for reminding me Jon, I almost forgot that today is Old & Busted Internet Message Board One-Liner Photo Day!

 

[XTrmXJ]

 

[Ludakris]

has anyone said something about COXJA? there has to be some sort of bad joke in there...

 

[Geepfreak]

I can't believe the poll is swaying away from the truth.
Mark, off-topic, never!

 

[Lawn Cher']

The thing is, I can stop any time I want. Really.

 

[ROBZ95Xj]

Hey Mark, how do I become an ignorent redneck?

 

[Starboard M]

Hey Mark, how do I become an ignorent redneck?

From the looks of things it takes years of practice to be what Mark has become. :laugh3:

 

[Lawn Cher']

I'm glad you asked, Rob. First off, you have to use the term "jewing down" to refer to haggling on the price of an item. Second, you should try fishing for catfish using yo-yos, jugs, and/or trotlines. There are several other traits to master, including country line dancing and hanging truck nutz from your Jeep. Jeff Foxworthy has published data on such requirements as well, you might try googling for that. Good luck.

 

[Lawn Cher']

From the looks of things it takes years of practice to be what Mark has become. :laugh3:

Hey, I never claimed to be one, I just know how to recognize and imitate them.

 

[ROBZ95Xj]

I'm glad you asked, Rob. First off, you have to use the term "jewing down" to refer to haggling on the price of an item. Second, you should try fishing for catfish using yo-yos, jugs, and/or trotlines. There are several other traits to master, including country line dancing and hanging truck nutz from your Jeep. Jeff Foxworthy has published data on such requirements as well, you might try googling for that. Good luck.

I'm googling now. Thanks

 

[ROBZ95Xj]

The wonders of google
Catfishing wit a yo yo

 

[XTrmXJ]

TIIMMAAY.. My anal warts hurt

 

[Lawn Cher']

How the hell do you get those? Deviant...

 

[red91]

How the hell do you get those? Deviant...

Ramsey is on the MOVE

 

[XTrmXJ]

Probably from having my thumb up my a$$ here at work

 

[Lawn Cher']

Remind me never to challenge you to a thumb wrestling match.