Could Lawn Cher' ever keep a post on topic?

Can Mark keep a post on topic?


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Lawn Cher' said:
I'm eating a ham & cheese sandwich as I type this.

I am an equal opportunity asshat. (EOA.)

This thread is about me, not you, Troy. I'd be happy to start one about you though if it'll make you feel better.

And the search function? Who uses that? :jester:

I was just messing with you since you mess with me so much. I'm done, carry on people. I've been in the spot light enough. :gag:
 
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Big Red said:
I was just messing with you since you mess with me so much. I'm done, carry on people. :gag:

I know you're messing with me. Don't give up, try a little harder and maybe it'll be funny.
 
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Oh crap, thanks for reminding me Jon, I almost forgot that today is Old & Busted Internet Message Board One-Liner Photo Day!
 
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I can't believe the poll is swaying away from the truth.
Mark, off-topic, never!
 
I'm glad you asked, Rob. First off, you have to use the term "jewing down" to refer to haggling on the price of an item. Second, you should try fishing for catfish using yo-yos, jugs, and/or trotlines. There are several other traits to master, including country line dancing and hanging truck nutz from your Jeep. Jeff Foxworthy has published data on such requirements as well, you might try googling for that. Good luck.
 
Starboard M said:
From the looks of things it takes years of practice to be what Mark has become. :laugh3:

Hey, I never claimed to be one, I just know how to recognize and imitate them.
 
Lawn Cher' said:
I'm glad you asked, Rob. First off, you have to use the term "jewing down" to refer to haggling on the price of an item. Second, you should try fishing for catfish using yo-yos, jugs, and/or trotlines. There are several other traits to master, including country line dancing and hanging truck nutz from your Jeep. Jeff Foxworthy has published data on such requirements as well, you might try googling for that. Good luck.
I'm googling now. Thanks
 
TIIMMAAY.. My anal warts hurt
 
Probably from having my thumb up my a$$ here at work
 
Remind me never to challenge you to a thumb wrestling match.
 
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