Frank Z
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Colorado B/S Thread
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xj-grin
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- Colorado Springs, Colorado
Re: The Colorado BS thread
sicko. ROR!
sicko. ROR!
collkid
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Re: The Colorado BS thread
Good point, but this was not at a dealer. But still, would it make a difference?
Good point, but this was not at a dealer. But still, would it make a difference?
jimgrms
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.40CalPatriot
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Re: The Colorado BS thread
Paraprosdokian Sentences:
A figure of speech that uses an unexpected ending to a series or phrase.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Paraprosdokian Sentences:
A figure of speech that uses an unexpected ending to a series or phrase.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Frank Z
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- Colorado Springs
Re: The Colorado BS thread
I'm not a car?
I'm not a car?
.40CalPatriot
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- Westminster, CO
Re: The Colorado BS thread
Nope sorry Frank. Your mom and I didn't want you to find out like this. We really wanted to tell you when you got older.:wave:
Nope sorry Frank. Your mom and I didn't want you to find out like this. We really wanted to tell you when you got older.:wave:
Frank Z
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- Colorado Springs
Re: The Colorado BS thread
Ummmmmmmmmmmm....
BeepBeep?
Ummmmmmmmmmmm....
BeepBeep?
Re: The Colorado BS thread
dont think his comedy is very.....comedic...
BUT
i do like this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl2JQfxnnHU
dont think his comedy is very.....comedic...
BUT
i do like this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl2JQfxnnHU
Re: The Colorado BS thread
and more...
THIS is the stuff i liek most. not the conspiracy style ideas. but hte open your eyes and holy chit! kinda stuff...
enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXAusRLJiKg
and more...
THIS is the stuff i liek most. not the conspiracy style ideas. but hte open your eyes and holy chit! kinda stuff...
enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXAusRLJiKg
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- Colorado Springs, CO
Re: The Colorado BS thread
He's a retard. Take a class in quantum mechanics and find out.
Funny guy though.
He's a retard. Take a class in quantum mechanics and find out.
Funny guy though.
Re: The Colorado BS thread
i dont know anything about quantum mechanics so i cant even relate to anything he says about that shtuff
but the way our mob, i mean govt works is interesting.
im more into the stuff he brings up about how people think and why we dont think about some things and do think about others and ( i know this is gonna cause some arguing) his ideas about DMT and the effects on people and how it all works.
there is a lot of "stupid chit" that people dont care about b/c its not relevant to them,
but if they took a few seconds to open their eyes and really lookk into things then they would realize its not stupid and it is of importance to their lives, should be anyway
i dont know anything about quantum mechanics so i cant even relate to anything he says about that shtuff
but the way our mob, i mean govt works is interesting.
im more into the stuff he brings up about how people think and why we dont think about some things and do think about others and ( i know this is gonna cause some arguing) his ideas about DMT and the effects on people and how it all works.
there is a lot of "stupid chit" that people dont care about b/c its not relevant to them,
but if they took a few seconds to open their eyes and really lookk into things then they would realize its not stupid and it is of importance to their lives, should be anyway
mcantar18c
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Re: The Colorado BS thread
IMO he's full of chit in all aspects. Can't stand that guy.
IMO he's full of chit in all aspects. Can't stand that guy.
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- Rainy side of Washington
Re: The Colorado BS thread
I watched a couple minutes and couldn't take the BS anymore so I closed it.
Some decent points surrounded by total dumbassery and a lot of crap that made me want to punch him in the teeth to get him to stop saying words:
I watched a couple minutes and couldn't take the BS anymore so I closed it.
Some decent points surrounded by total dumbassery and a lot of crap that made me want to punch him in the teeth to get him to stop saying words:
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- Columbus, In
Re: The Colorado BS thread
Why Not? I'm considering flying out from Indiana to Attend! If its anything like the MWC out there its not about the wheeling anyways.
Why Not? I'm considering flying out from Indiana to Attend! If its anything like the MWC out there its not about the wheeling anyways.
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- Golden, CO
Re: The Colorado BS thread
Worst part: You move North and start frequenting junkyards because all the trails within an hour's drive are snowed in for the winter.on a positive note....
heather got her CU Law acceptance letter.
bad part of that:
you poor bastids might still have to put up with me
