Best Robin Williams Skit EVER!!!!!

[FlexdXJ]

I have always thought this was great so here it is in all of its NSFW glory:

http://www.noob.us/humor/robin-williams-explains-how-golf-was-created/

 

[5-90]

Hell, I'm a Scot, and I still don't get golf as played now...

Supposedly, the idea came from William Wallace beheading an enemy in combat, and watching his head roll down into a hole in the ground.

And, there are eighteen holes on a golf course because there are eighteen shots in a fifth of Scotch - traditionally, you had one shot per hole. When the bottle was empty, you knew you were done.

"One time? F)*(& no! Eighteen )(@*#)@(#*$n' times!"

 

[vigman]

Sounds like a good game to me: knock a guys head in a hole and take a shot of scotch. :-D

 

[5-90]

Sounds like a good game to me: knock a guys head in a hole and take a shot of scotch. :-D

That's the way I'd prefer to play it!

William Wallace was a man after my own heart. He once had a strip of skin taken out of a rival (from the heel to the neck) to make a baldric for his clead heamh mohr. They still don't know how big he really was - the historic Sword of William Wallace is such that it can't be effectively wielded by anyone under 6'6", but it's also known to have been repaired (and shortened!) twice. Wallace may have been somewhere above seven feet tall! Historical accounts usually have him listed as a "monster of a man."

Maybe that's where I get my size...