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"FOUR Ken. The proper number is four." I see it's sinking in...

Haha I remember that :roflmao:


It's fully subframed, caged, linked and as I recall, it has a turbocharged Saturn powerplant.

Own this awesomeness for a mere $5K. :thumbup:

:D

I saw that thing at T4T... man if I had 5k I'd pick it up, it'd be fun lol.
 
my wife said she'd kill me if I got her a stupidru for xmas...:gee:
 
Don't fear the big rubber. With the right setup and driving style they are very nice and comfy. Drop em down to about 4 psi and your rig will ride like a caddy on even the roughest trails.

Then again, an incredibly smooth ride can be attained by having only the sidewalls of two tires touching the ground, whilst the other two search for traction in the high mountain air...for half an hour...while the blood slowly pools in the right half of your body...and the gas fumes, the fumes just make everything (seem) alright.
 
Then again, an incredibly smooth ride can be attained by having only the sidewalls of two tires touching the ground, whilst the other two search for traction in the high mountain air...for half an hour...while the blood slowly pools in the right half of your body...and the gas fumes, but the hot, damp, pasty sensation in the seat of my shorts just made everything (seem) alright.


Ficksed..... :looney:
 
This just might get the "Most Confusing Ad Award"..........

1999 Jeep Cherokee 4.0 5 speed fixer-upper - $3000 (Longmont, Colorado)

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Date: 2009-12-23, 9:07PM MST
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Hello,

I have a 1999 Jeep Cherokee that I do not want to sell , but will reconsider if I get a decent offer. (Uh, posting a for sale ad... pretty much for those that want to sell...... but $3000??? he's high as a kite.......)
I am flexible for cash / trade. I am strongly leaning towards cash.
I may trade for a mobile home in Boulder county with reasonable lot rates. (Yeah..... A mobile home of equal value as the XJ can't be much more than a drafty shack..... :looney:)

A jeep that has bad body damage.

4.0 engine with 160,000 miles
Front diff with 160,000 miles
Transfer case with 130,000 miles
Rear diff with 130,000 miles
5 speed transmission with 130,000 miles

(How does the rear half of the rig get LESS miles than the front? Did all of those get replaced when the XJ had only 30K miles????)

Custom front bumper with winch mount capability.

Brand new 3" Skyjacker lift with new shocks
Brand new 235x75x15 all terrain tires / original aluminum rims (and new BFG mudder-terrain 235x75x15 spare)
Brand new clutch assembly with master and slave
Very new steering gear box
Replaced alternator

Brand new windshield
Driver and passenger seats in excellent shape (always used seat covers since 1999)

Doors open and close with windows holding shut driver / passenger with manual clip device.(Uh..... whut?)
Driver door closes one click and has 1/2 inch gap.

This jeep has a salvage title.

The reason for selling is the oil fumes in the cabin due to jeep flip 4x4 incident. (Nevermind the fact that it has "bad body damage" from the "jeep flip 4x4 incident" ....... but that damn oil smell will do ya in everytime..... :dunno: )
I ran the engine without plugs, after smoking replaced plugs.
2,000 miles after incident. (Uh..... ok, so after the "jeep flip 4x4 incident", you drove it 2K miles and then "ran" the engine w/o plugs, then had a cigarette, and then replaced the plugs..... :twak:)

I will post pictures after the holidays. (Because it's a rule you can't BEFORE the holidays....... )

Thank-you for looking. (At what????)

I am answering email and may send pictures on request. (That's a relief.......:rolleyes:)
 
Ran without plugs? Last I checked they never put a 4.0 diesel in XJs, and I don't think a gasser will run without spark plugs. This guy's on crack.
 
Hell, a 99 that has that kind of mileage and is in really good shape would sell for around 3k, but no way in hell will he get any sort of good offer for this piece. He doesn't want to get rid of it? Really? No one would want to hold on to this. He is ignorant if he actually thinks he can get that kind of money.
 
Then again, an incredibly smooth ride can be attained by having only the sidewalls of two tires touching the ground, whilst the other two search for traction in the high mountain air...for half an hour...while the blood slowly pools in the right half of your body...and 800-221-1212 the gas fumes, the fumes just make everything (seem) alright.
Actually I was running six psi and was doing well before you hopped in. After that, the first obstical I try, with you in the rig, I flop on.
 
FSJ with a Cummins........

http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/1528032246.html

'85 Waggy....... nice, but a 4BT Cummins? Dunno...... could be a snail to drive....... but interesting nonetheless.........

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Ira....... you got a brother? :roflmao:

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!!!!!!!!!!!!---------TRADE ONLY---------!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (commerce city)

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Date: 2009-12-29, 9:13PM MST
Reply to: see below

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i am willing to trade my ford taurus! i can not find out the problem with it but it dies all the time! but on the other hand i want a front wheel drive and atuomatic!!!!!!! i will only take cars!!!! i need one that will get me too point A to point B with no problems!!!!!! and has good gas milage!!!!!


if u have some thing email me at [email protected]


•Location: commerce city
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 1529977527
 
Ira....... you got a brother? :roflmao:

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!!!!!!!!!!!!---------TRADE ONLY---------!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (commerce city)

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Date: 2009-12-29, 9:13PM MST
Reply to: see below

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i am willing to trade my ford taurus! i can not find out the problem with it but it dies all the time! but on the other hand i want a front wheel drive and atuomatic!!!!!!! i will only take cars!!!! i need one that will get me too point A to point B with no problems!!!!!! and has good gas milage!!!!!


if u have some thing email me at [email protected]


•Location: commerce city
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 1529977527


Don't you be raggin on Ira the impaler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
 
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