I'm a "senior paralegal." I've been doing it for 10 years now and have 2 certifications (wipee

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First no offense taken. I do enjoy the opportunity to attempt to clear-up the misconceptions that surround my professional world though.
Excellent. I've long enjoyed debate on an
intellectual, vice a visceral, level!
Secondly, the rules, codes, laws, regulations, statutes, etc. are all written in plain, simple English. They are all readily available for anyone to read. Most are even annotated somewhere to provide a very simple explanation. I have never found any of the above written in anything other than plain, simple English, so I'm not quite sure what you're asking.
Dunno - I've seen an awful lot of Latin in legal writings. Perhaps I'm getting my wires crossed. But (and in reference to your next point,) the English language suffers from the worst sort of "fuzzy meaning" - even semanticians can't seem to agree on what something means. Probably why I've always preferred
mathematica and logic - what you say in those two fields is just about universally agreed-upon, once you understand the symbology. The difference (in logic) between "if" and "iff" is perfectly clear!
From my perspective, and yes I freely admit that it is tainted by experience, and I do not mean this as a slight on anyone, the problem is not the system, it's the laziness of the citizens. The voluminous quantity of rules that have been written is, quite simply, daunting. When you combine that with the fact that English is a horribly stupid language with several meanings to the same word, it can become overwhelming.
Yes, it is. And, if "ignorance of the Law is no excuse for a violation," how are we meant to keep up with the laws to which we are subject? Just poring through everything extant is a full-time job, and Congresscritters are constantly passing
more laws, in an effort to justify their position! Half the time,
they don't even read what they're voting on! But, they're not worried, due to the principle of "legislative immunity"...
Not to mention the fact that the media has skewed the reality of it all into something that it is not.
Material for a separate discussion. I've been watching the direction that the mass-market media has been taking over the last twenty years or so, and I am singularly unimpressed (and thoroly displeased. "Unbiased media" no longer exists, in pretty much
any form! "Truth in reporting?" Please...)
What amuses me is that people can complain about the law being complicated or too vast, but then turn around and recite every sport stat from every team that has ever played whatever sport. Or, perhaps, recall ever part on a Jeep XJ that can be upgraded, what parts to use to upgrade, where those parts can be obtained, how much it will cost, and a step-by-step procedure for accomplishing the upgrade.
Some validity to this analogy. I don't get a rusty tin damn about "professional sports" (apart from thinking that they are
hideously overpaid!) but I will admit to some measure of guilt on the latter - although more in a general sense (I come from a long line of generalists. According to my wife; if I can't fix it, it ain't broke. Something she's found to come in handy quite often...)
This brings us back to the beginning. It is not the legal profession to blame, nor it is the law makers. It is the people that employ us. It is the people who want something for nothing. It is the people who put their own selfish desires above those of the community or nation as a whole. It is the people who have created this situation, not the legal profession or politicians.
Thanks for the clarification (below) of
parens patriae - I didn't know that the permanent abdication of control (the situation of
in loco parentis) had a separate phrase. However, the "something for nothing" and "abdication of responsibility" ideas are perfectly valid, along with the "false sense of entitlement" (kids these days are being told they're "special," but no reason why. They're given everything according to their whims, so the parents can rest. Frankly, I blame the demise of the single-income family for that, along with the increase in the incidence of broken homes. Again - fuel for another discussion, methinks.)
An example is that people want the right to bear arms. Then another groups comes along and wants to restrict those rights because of such and such, now this simple sentence has grown into a paragraph (kinda like this post huh?). Then some one who is now restricted wants to bear arms, so he/she attempts to get around the restrictions by challenging the meaning of the words used. Then that paragraph is expanded into a page so as to clarify. Then another group wants further restrictions based on these new definitions. Again, that simple idea is expanded and grows into a chapter. This goes on and on. Again, those of us who work to shape the laws are only doing so based on the bidding of others, we are not to blame.
An excellent example. The right to keep and bear arms was never
intended to be restricted, which is why current attempts at restrictive it meet with such vitriol (from both sides!) "Shall not be infringed" is fairly easy to understand, and "shall" has a rather specific legal definition. "This is what you will/will not do. No options." Kinda like when writing Rules of Engagement (RoE's) for a limited conflict - there is a difference between "deadly force
may be used in this situation" and "deadly force
shall be used in this situation." The first gives the option to the shooter. The second takes it away (and confers responsibility to the writer of the RoEs, by the by. He's the ultimate decision-maker.)
This I must also disagree with....the need for legal specialization is immense! In my perfect world, there would only need to be ten laws...they just happen to be the Ten Commandments (even though I'm not a religious person per se). I have explained this problem above though. Too many people are too concerned with their personal agendas and protecting what they want regardless of the effect on others for this to work. Our society has become "the needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many."
I honestly think that the "immense" need for legal specialisation (your word) is borne of the fact that the system has become so damned cumbersome. I've seen legal libraries - they're larger than medical libraries! If I turned my entire home into a legal library, I'd probably need to spill over into about half of the next house to fit the rest. The problem I have with this is that laws are a
created system. I honestly can't see why it should need to be so complex! And, since most of the laws don't seem to apply to the people who write them, I'd like to propose one
specifically for them - in order to pass a new law, you have to (as part of the measure) redact a law currently on the books. This should be easy enough for the first few years - how many laws do we have now that were passed a significant time ago - and no longer apply?
If you want to get rid of this system (which I am all for btw), you would first have to attack the
doctrine of parens patreai. The notion that our government is our parent (when we are actually property of the US government) is what damages us the most.
Yah - but we first have to cultivate a general attitude of responsibility in the body politic. Easier said than done. It's a known fact that, the less you
make people responsible for, the less they will
be responsible for - and the act of taking away responsibility is self-perpetuating. It's easier to go down that path than to come back - and people will resist that. But, you are entirely correct - it's what needs to happen!
Just my opinion on all this mind you!
True, but you defend it well. I think I'm going to enjoy this debate...:read: