Asshat roommate

Lincoln said:
Screw his mom. Video tape it and show it at the next party.
Oh, I knew you couldn't pass this one up.
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i'd buy that tape, hell since you'll have it just let me borrow it next time i'm up there
 
From a cop's perspective...

That guy is seriously dangerous - especially if he's got you grippin' a 9.

You might consider this option. Trespass his room and find his 'roids. Possession of Anabolics is usually a Felony in most states and he'd go to jail. You MIGHT end up with a trespass ticket for doing it, but considering the circumstances, I'd bet most DA's would drop the charges since you turned in a bigger offender.

Talk to the cops about getting a restraining order so he can't come back into the house, inform your landlord about the arrest and charges, then toss his shit out on the lawn.

How do the other roommates feel about this guy? Are you out-numbered? If you have their support, make sure they get endorsed in the police report as witnesses to this guy's use of 'roids, harassment, intimidation.....

Another thought: If he's tossing the dog out without proper food/water/shelter against your wishes, that's animal abuse and another thing that could get him locked up. Again, some states have more severe penalties for animal abuse than others, but I've seen many get locked up just for doing that.

Keep us informed.
 
I just thought of a better one.

Find a big gay guy. There are some tough as nails fags out there.

At the next party get your roomy really drunk and then set him up with the gay guy. Video tape that and pass it around your school, then sell it for cash on the internet. You'll get some cash for a new place to live and he'll be famous. It's a win-win situation. You may have to watch some stuff you're not into (don't know if your gay or not) but think of the money and it's not you getting it in the pooper.
 
Damn you guys got me crackin up. Yeah this dude is normally okay except when something doesnt go his way. He isnt very intelligent so when you outsmart him and he knows it, he resorts to the only thing thats ever gotten him anywhere. Being a bully.

Ive seen him knock a guy out with one punch. It wasnt pretty.

My pothead roommate has been bitching lately about having a rash or something from pet dander all of a sudden. Steroid roommate used this as ammo against me so i threw it right back at pothead roommate. I told him since he all of a sudden has a problem with my dog and is bitching about it to steroid roommate, then the next time I smell pot coming from his room, the police will be involved. It's only fair.

Steroid roommate thinks my dog is too big to live inside according to the lease and he doesnt want to get evicted for it. Therefore, im going to make it my own personal challenge to make sure of just that; To try to have him evicted for everything except my dog.

Does the tresspassing thing really hold true? If he comes in my room is he legally trespassing? because i lock my bedroom door when i leave and he picks the door knob with a toothpick (or his steroid-ized remnants of a d*ck...whichever) and gets my dog out.
 
get a better lock
 
make sure you tell everyone around about his behavior, then shoot the dimwit in the knee with your 9 saying he was coming after you.
go to the pet store and get a feeding rat, fill a jar with eggs, vinegar, tomato sauce and let the rat drown in it. leave it in the sun for a few days and one day while he is not home just pour it out onto his bed/rug/clothes and I hate to bring the jeep into it, but pour some on his seats. he will not be able to get rid of the smell and want to move, of course you may also want to move as it will stink bad.
good luck, Jeremy
 
in2fords said:
make sure you tell everyone around about his behavior, then shoot the dimwit in the knee with your 9 saying he was coming after you.
go to the pet store and get a feeding rat, fill a jar with eggs, vinegar, tomato sauce and let the rat drown in it. leave it in the sun for a few days and one day while he is not home just pour it out onto his bed/rug/clothes and I hate to bring the jeep into it, but pour some on his seats. he will not be able to get rid of the smell and want to move, of course you may also want to move as it will stink bad.
good luck, Jeremy
You've never tried this before, have you Jeremy? haha.

Nah, he doesnt have a Jeep. The bastard drives a 2wd tacoma. I think thats part of his problem. Id be pissed off at the world too. :gee:
 
olivedrabcj7 said:
well, heres the update:
This has gotten ridiculous. Im going to the rental company tomorrow and informing them of the level of illegal activity in my house on a regular basis (parties with 250+ people and lots of minors, other pothead roomate. etc)

Don't know about you others but I'd be outta that house in heartbeat, thats some seriously bad chit in this time period, we're talking a record that will follow you if they bust the house during a party. Moved into a 3 bedroom apt when I was stationed in CT, one of the guys had been in the navy for 6 years and was jumping HS Juniors and seniors, was outta there in 2 days after one crawled in my bed the second nite. I was outta there like a shot, I'm not into 16 get ya 20 crap....
I would really find a better place...
 
RichP said:
Don't know about you others but I'd be outta that house in heartbeat, thats some seriously bad chit in this time period, we're talking a record that will follow you if they bust the house during a party. Moved into a 3 bedroom apt when I was stationed in CT, one of the guys had been in the navy for 6 years and was jumping HS Juniors and seniors, was outta there in 2 days after one crawled in my bed the second nite. I was outta there like a shot, I'm not into 16 get ya 20 crap....
I would really find a better place...
Yep I'd be hittin the road too ! Parties Potheads Steroids. Some one is going to be getting in trouble real soon. Plus who knows when the Jeep might get involved. Now that would be a travesty.:D
 
That dude is liable to hurt your dog. I don't know about you, but my dog is my child and I wouldn't be too happy if he was messin' w/ my pup w/out my permission. Get out! Get out now!!
 
jeepinxj01 said:
That dude is liable to hurt your dog. I don't know about you, but my dog is my child and I wouldn't be too happy if he was messin' w/ my pup w/out my permission. Get out! Get out now!!
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Get him arrested and thrown in jail and then run for the hills with your dog. Find a place where sh@t like that is not happening. That is fawkin rediculous.
 
Call the police...file charges for trespassing, making terroristic threats, attempted assault, illegal drug use/possesion with intent to distribute, animal cruelty...anything else the officers can come up with.

Contact the school admin's...advise them of his drug use. They can force a drug test...and if he's on a scholorship his future will be working at the local Taco Bell.

Was there a police report from the one punch incident?

I sure hope you have your butt covered with that 9 by having the proper permits etc.
 
I hope you get this sorted out quickly and before something happens to either you or your pup. I'd be really pissed if someone was fawking with my dog while I was trying to program it during that first year. Good luck.
 
It isn't worth all the hassle IMHO. Just move. Cover your ass, tell the landlord why, hit the road. MAKE sure you are totally legal with the 9 or make it disappear. I'd call the athletic department and threaten to call the press too. Just to fawk with the asshat!
 
SOunds like you got some winner roomaters there. I'd cut my losses and get the hell out. The other two will self-destruct on their own. Don't be around when that happens.
 
Next time he goes off, lock yourself in the room. Get him pissed off enough to bust in the door. Two to the body, one to the head. Self defense:firedevil
 
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