I'm contemplating that. I'm wearing plaid. I have a pipe lit because I like the aroma, not because I smoke. I'm on a green couch, and the lamp is on low.
some lady was walking her daughter home from school the other day, and i was in the front getting my mail. she said "i like your bear sticker! every day i walk by and think, what a cute bear sticker! where can i get one?" she had no clue.....
i just pretended i got a phone call and went inside.