87 XJ, MAKE ME AN OFFER !!

JohnX said:
What is this, ebay?
LOL... Nope, on Ebay, there's a time limit. Plus, you actually have to pay if you win the auction.. :spin1:

At least on this item, we could potentially hit $10k in a couple of years.. :laugh3:

$1,313.33
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1414.14 if I can borrow the money from your parents.
 
OK OK OK, this is the mother of all offers...

1. I used 3' section of system 7 chain.
2. 17 budwieser bottle caps, slightly bent
3. 1 jar of pickled pigs feet from the mid 80's (I understand that this was a good year for them)
4. A raisin that I found from under the fridge
5. I condom from a open package, does not appear to be used
6. A naked pic of someones wife

And a box of un-opened generic cheerios
 
how about a fender stratocaster in an air travel case w a 15 ft hookup cable that says "jesus rocks my soul", 40 cans of tuna, a set of 50% worn TSL swampers, a stripped 67 bug with the tranny still in it, 200 misc southbay local no hit wonder 80s records, a powerwheels jeep that runs on 2x1000CCA optimas wired in series, and a Tshirt from ozzfest 2002 thats never been worn :D
 
1. un-used coaxial cable from the satalight install that never happened about 100 ft give ot take the 10 feet I cut out the middle
2. 100 1/8 inch stainless steel pop rivets used condition good for recycling or as shiney things to barter with the local desert folk
3. about 50 un-used condoms 3 years past experation EDIT: 49 EDIT: 47 EDIT:43 wow its been a good night but my hand is cramping up
4. one black and tan rot/shep mix dog named rubicon that doesnt listen but eats a 50# bag of food a week
5. 16 steel jeep rims from the collection of jeep stuff other wise known as my wifes nemesis
6. 3 dozen 5 minute road flares, cal trans originals good shit if you wana catch stuff on fire
7. 3 parts jeeps 2 xj one mj none complete all missing same parts
8. the neighbor's horses that live in squaller
9. 7 cats of various demeners meen meener and meenest
10. directions to leeps house ................... to use the condoms in number 3 plus I hear he likes it when you dont use lube :gee:
 
All I can offer is my wife's placenta after it falls out when my daughter is born in a few weeks, and as an added bonus I will save the umbilical cord from my daughter when it falls off!

I hope that wins!
 
I will offer to trade a vacation in Hawaii in a decent 3 bedroom house, needs to be middle of next month cause my neighbors go on vacation and that is the only time I can break into their house to let you stay there. all expenses paid, exept for airfare/travel, gas, touristy crap, food, rental vehicle (will include bycicle for a fee) or other needed items. if you cant make it by the middle of next week I can set you up on some nice beachfront property, just let me know when so I can get the camping permit and set up the tent.
vehicle needs to be delivered to White City Oregon and have the next 3 years taxs paid in advance.
I know, I drive a hard bargain, if you catch me in a good mood I might throw a corona at you(it will be cold so you can use it to help with the inflicted bruise).
Jeremy
 
GrimmJeeper said:
1515.15 if i can borrow your parents.
1616.16

And no, you cant borrow my parents...they wouldn't like you anyway ;)
 
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