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Old November 3rd, 2006, 08:27
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HELP! I Need ideas...

On fun interesting and especially painful ways to Dispatch a rooster.
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Old November 3rd, 2006, 08:28
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Can I come over for dinner tonight?

Poor kid..
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Old November 3rd, 2006, 08:35
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looks like a vicious animal to me. attacking a kid like that. ill be over there within 20 minutes with a shotgun if you like. give me a call.

edit. my sadistic side is showing
or catch it and start cutting parts off in 1" increments from the bottom up. (i got a knife you can borrow for it)

or catch it and tie a string arround its legs and via the rope hit the bird against things.

drag behind a car.

strangle

drown

bind and let starve

stake to middle of yard and let dogs attack it

drop it out of the back of a truck on the I15

break legs/wings and chase

cause internal bleeding

if you need more, give me 5 minutes.

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Old November 3rd, 2006, 08:38
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oh dude i could soooo help with this little problem.
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looks like a vicious animal to me. attacking a kid like that. ill be over there within 20 minutes with a shotgun if you like. give me a call.
Well...I think my dad might have dispatched him last night. I haven't been over there this morning to see.

Do chickens have Gonads? I was thinking 220 Volts from the garage would be good.
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Old November 3rd, 2006, 08:46
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that's kinda ironic because when we were down there your mom was worried that was going to happen. your dad just didn't get to the rooster in time.
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Old November 3rd, 2006, 08:49
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Blah just get the axe. I'll be over with some oil. KFC?
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Old November 3rd, 2006, 08:50
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“attach” to a firecracker/firework

freeze alive

burn alive

gouge the eyes out like it nearly did to TJ and let the bird live blind, or dispatch it anyways afterwards

“mount” to engine compartment and go wheeling- whats that smell?

I like the douse with charcoal fluid and light method

Mount behind tire chains and drive

Blowtorch

Impalement x 100
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need more ideas?
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Old November 3rd, 2006, 08:54
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geeeeese stewie!! calm down!!
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Old November 3rd, 2006, 08:57
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my sadistic side is showing

or catch it and start cutting parts off in 1" increments from the bottom up. (i got a knife you can borrow for it)

stake to middle of yard and let dogs attack it

break legs/wings and chase

cause internal bleeding

“attach” to a firecracker/firework

burn alive

gouge the eyes out like it nearly did to TJ and let the bird live blind, or dispatch it anyways afterwards

I like the douse with charcoal fluid and light method

Mount behind tire chains and drive

Blowtorch

Impalement x 100
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geeeeese stewie!! calm down!!
hey, im just saying what i would think of doing to exact revenge had it been a member of my family.

**** with me all you want, but i get pissed when you **** with family type mentality.
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Old November 3rd, 2006, 08:59
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geeeeese stewie!! calm down!!

Ya.. your gonna ruin the meat!
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Old November 3rd, 2006, 09:00
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Well...I think my dad might have dispatched him last night. I haven't been over there this morning to see.

Do chickens have Gonads? I was thinking 220 Volts from the garage would be good.
well, call and ask.

i would start at 12V just for the pain measure. then up it (jumper cables off the truck-whats diesles voltage?) then 110 v finally finish him off with 220V
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i actually agree with all of them. Keep up the good work.
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geeeeese stewie!! calm down!!
Go easy on Stewie. He is military and that is the way they are trained.
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