The "Ask Crazyjim a question" Thread

[GrimmJeeper]

Hell no, Jesus is going to high five you for that. But then God is gonna be like... Hmmmmm and give you two a look, like your friends dad did when you guys got in trouble that one time.

Strippers are going to hell for objectifying themselves. I would know.


On a side note, did you really do that? :laugh: Epic.

best answer ever, and yes

 

[crazyjim]

can i borrow $400...

Results not clear, ask again later

 

[xtimmax]

once, while getting a lapdance, i farted, and it smelled terrible. i blamed it on the stripper and refused to pay.

my question is am i going to hell for objectifying a woman, or for cheating her out of $20.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

 

[crazyjim]

hey hey hey now no cheating, posts must contain some merit, not just posting to bump your post count!!!!!

Hey, I was answering yes to his question... however I filled it with the man trying to keep me down!

 

[crazyjim]

best answer ever, and yes

 

[swbooking]

Can you find me the a link to the conical spacers that JKS uses for their shock adapters? I need to purchase just the spacers from anywhere.

 

[.hendrix.]

Results not clear, ask again later

can i borrow $400...

 

[xtimmax]

Can you come up to the high desert and do an alignment on my jeep and then take it to the gas sation and top it off?

 

[crazyjim]

Can you find me the a link to the conical spacers that JKS uses for their shock adapters? I need to purchase just the spacers from anywhere.

No. Call JKS? I'm sure they'd send you some.

 

[crazyjim]

can i borrow $400...

From who?

 

[crazyjim]

Can you come up to the high desert and do an alignment on my jeep and then take it to the gas sation and top it off?

Sure, I'll only charge $1100, alignment not guaranteed!

 

[swbooking]

No. Call JKS? I'm sure they'd send you some.

Yeah and charge me $20 a spacer...

 

[GrimmJeeper]

what is the answer to the question im about to ask?

 

[crazyjim]

what is the answer to the question im about to ask?

Unknown at this time.

 

[GrimmJeeper]

Unknown at this time.

i call BS the answer was 7!!

 

[GrimmJeeper]

i wonder how long it will be before we get yelled at for post whoring :anon:

 

[crazyjim]

i call BS the answer was 7!!

Now it is, but it was unknown at the time!

 

[crazyjim]

i wonder how long it will be before we get yelled at for post whoring :anon:

I'm not postwhoring, I'm providing a needed community service to my fellow club members!

 

[xtimmax]

We shall dub this "the Official postwhore thread"..

 

[GrimmJeeper]

how about this one:

how do i explain to my wife why i spend so much time on without sounding like a nerdboy?