Your best pick up line

[BIgDaddyChia]

NIce shoes wanna fark

 

[msrorysddad]

I traveled alot for work in the past. Being from Texas, quite often I get a you talk funny, To which I replied ya aught to see me f*ck.

 

[Only In A Jeep XJ]

Hey Honey! I'll race ya naked.

 

[SpartyKrunk]

I traveled alot for work in the past. Being from Texas, quite often I get a you talk funny, To which I replied ya aught to see me f*ck.

lmao! :roll:

 

[MischiefMan]

I think that Mrs. GB should tell us what line the Mr. GB used on her.

 

[Kendrik]

I think that Mrs. GB should tell us what line the Mr. GB used on her.

"Hey...you awake?"

 

[SpartyKrunk]

lol

 

[jeepman7]

well the one i used to get my wife to agree to date me was the lyrics to the check yes or no song.............. but i have some up my sleeve.......


are you tired cuz you have been running through my mind

did it hurt? the girl replies.. what? when you fell from heaven cause your an angel.

 

[MischiefMan]

DangerGirl just looked at me one day and said, "I think you're an idiot for not dating me."

 

[Kendrik]

DangerGirl just looked at me one day and said, "I think you're an idiot for not dating me."

The wife and I chatted online (met on match.com) and she thought I was a big stick in the mud. Then I drunk-dialed her on New Years and she decided it was worth pursuing.

 

[MischiefMan]

You mean you aren't a big stick in the mud???

 

[Kendrik]

You mean you aren't a big stick in the mud???

This coming from "Mr. Rules Lawyer" himself? Really?

 

[wheelinscott]

i think that is the first drunk dialing success story i have ever heard

 

[NickThePyro]

"Hey honey, here's a twenty"

give her a $20. It works 100% of the time.

 

[MischiefMan]

This coming from "Mr. Rules Lawyer" himself? Really?

Hey, I'm still a party guy...I just party within the rules!

 

[Joepoppa1]

Hey baby, Wanna see my 9" SOA...? OK, OK, so it's not 9", but it it aint the size of the lift, it's what you do with the articulation...:looser:

 

[JeepAddict85]

-sure i practice safe xxx, go get me a hefty bag

-you like star wars, well then come on over here and Chew...bacca

-ive got the pokemon monster for ya baby, but first i gotta get a peekatchu