You know you own/drive a XJ when...

[dard1324]

...your center console latch is broken.

Or the whole console lid is broken.

 

[SeansBlueXJ]

Or the whole console lid is broken.

Got a 2000 and an 88' in the family both work just fine lid and latch.

 

[5spd_xj]

My 95's is broken, and the 93's is on its way out...

anyway.

when you're driving something with 2 solid axles and a body lift is not an option

 

[90XJay]

when you have to insist to your non xj friends that a body lift will not work for that extra clearance.

 

[4LowandGo]

The lockers cost more than what you paid for the whole XJ when you bought it.

 

[muduck18]

You know what A 'CPS' is and how to diagnose, and replace it in less than 10 minutes.

You carry a spare 'CPS'.

You have 3 CPS' in the garage as spare, spares.

You have your old CPS as a backup to your spares because it worked when the engine was warm.

 

[UNCC_99XJ]

Got a 2000 and an 88' in the family both work just fine lid and latch.

For now my friend.....for now....

 

[ZacSquatch]

For now my friend.....for now....

You know you got an XJ when some nerdy lil kid driving a green XJ shows up every other weekend just to get your pink one on the road...

 

[OverTheHillsATTW]

your four door becomes a two when your rear doors seize to open.

 

[85xjwoody]

When your face turns white and you heart stops beating every time you hit a small bump on the freeway at over 55 mph.


Bonus for the addicted:

You wake up in the morning and while pouring your coffee deiced which XJ you're driving today.

Love the first one!!! So true.

 

[cf_collins]

Your father cusses you out because your step mother drains the bank accounts putting fuel in the 95 XJ you gave them as a christmas present and leaves the 2002 DD in the garage if she sees even one cloud in the sky.

 

[Cnickgo]

Your parents won't let you park in the driveway because they don't want said stains.

Your parents, friends, and everyone else ask you to stop parking on the retaining walls and trees.

 

[JeepAddict85]

you test out your flex on every curb you see...and of course get out and look at it. Then post up your pics on Naxja and wait around for comments.

 

[Ba-Riedo]

Glad I'm not the only one

X2.:doh:

-Alex

 

[redneckguy0404]

Glad I'm not the only one

grass starts growing in the mud and dirt that falls off

 

[CherBear]

You Spend more time underneath your XJ than inside of it.
After a good rainstorm, your XJ weighs about 50lbs less
You have been asked to clean up your parking spot after said rain storm.
You wave at TJs and they give you a dirty look.
You cringe when ever people ask if it s a GC.
You cringe even more when GC owners refer to their vehicles as simply "Cherokees"
You can identify certain trails by what your Jeep smells like afterwards

 

[alex22]

...your center console latch is broken.

There's supposed to be a latch there?

 

[igotanxj]

After a good rainstorm, your XJ weighs about 50lbs less

Or 50lbs more from the water leaking past the door seals and soaking into the carpet.

 

[themangeraaad]

..After washing your XJ, you have to wash the driveway...

 

[bradow]

And the term 'Regular Cherokee' really ticks you off.