What's the stupidest thing you ever did that you would admit to?

I forgot what her name was, but boy was she stu,...



Oh, Hi honey!
 
TRNDRVR said:
Learned to masturbate. :eyes:


Train lingo:

Buffing the boiler
Unloading the coal car
Tooting the whistle
Dropping freight
Polishing the rail

all while saying: I think I can...I think I can... :D

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Before I bought my XJ I had a 76 Chevy Blazer. I had a 2 1/2 " lift and 33's on it. It was nothing special but tall enough to be able to crawl underneath without having to jack it up. One evening I was working going to replace the u-joints and pulled the rear driveshaft without setting the parking brake or chocking the tires. It immediately began to roll. I had it in the garage, but had a pretty good slope to the driveway and on down the street. I was laying under the rig with my head towards the back of the vehicle. The only thing I could think to do was put a foot on one of the front tires to stop it. With some effort I stopped it from rolling out of the garage. Okay, there I was laying under the truck with my foot on the front tire. Now what? I'm stuck. I can't take my foot off or the truck will roll out the garage. I start yelling for my wife. I figure she's watching TV and can't hear me so I start whistling as loud as I can with my fingers. (Pretty damn loud) Nothing. I start looking around for something that I can use to block the wheels. I notice near the garage door a brick. By letting the truck roll slowly I'm able to inch my way towards the brick. I'm finally close enough to it and quickly roll out from under the truck, grab the brick and stick it under the front tire. The tire almost rolls over it but thankfully doesn't. I storm into the house to find out why my wife could did not come out and help me. There she was sitting on the couch as I suspected. I demanded to know why she didn't come out when I called. She said that she didn't respond to whistling. The dumbest thing I've ever done? Get married.
 
Should have let it run over you, that would have showed her...
 
RTicUL8 said:
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Okay, well maybe not. :doh:


:D
 
red91 said:
This coming from a person that owns a vibrating David Hasselhoff sock puppet...




:eyes:

Ummm..Hasselhoff? nah not my thing..you've been given some misinformation
 
red91 said:
This coming from a person that owns a vibrating David Hasselhoff sock puppet...




:eyes:
Just exactly how would you know this about her?

I almost don't want to know!
 
Kudzu said:
Ummm..Hasselhoff? nah not my thing..you've been given some misinformation

When I let you use my paypal account it said :Ebay purchase - Vibrating David Hasselhoff Sock Puppet.

Maybe it was a gift for Rachel.

"Re-gifting.... it's a good idea when your broke. "
 
red91 said:
When I let you use my paypal account it said :Ebay purchase - Vibrating David Hasselhoff Sock Puppet.

Maybe it was a gift for Rachel.

"Re-gifting.... it's a good idea when your broke. "


Ohhhh..yeah..I forgot about that...no it was for Tommy...:laugh:
 
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