I've owned two Wranglers, an '89 YJ, and a '97 TJ. One stock, one built rock-crawler with 8.5" lift, 38.5" TSL/SX, Atlas II, lockers, full cage, Warn 9000i, the list goes on.
My point is this - I USED to own the Wranglers. There's a reason I don't anymore.
My Cherokee is the perfect combination of a Jeep and truck, I actually have cargo room.
I have rear speakers that I can actually hear when going 70mph.
With a Viper Alarm, and REAL doors/windows, I'm not worried about being broken into.
Wranglers are the #3 most stolen vehicle in the United States.
It's hard to have sex in the back of a Wrangler.
You can have all the sex you want with the rear seats down in an XJ.
4.0L Automatic TJs are rare and expensive when you find one.
Something like 80% of XJs are 4.0L and automatic.
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Show him your remote keyless entry - and laugh at him for not having one.
Tell him hardcore guys (like Dirk @ DPGOffroad) like to stretch their TJ's wheelbases, and convert to rear leaf springs. XJs already have that!!!
Try and convince him that TJs use more blinker fluid.
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