Sing with me....

[red91]

THE HANNUKAH SONG
by Adam Sandler

Put on your yamukah
Here comes Hannukah
So much funnukah
To celebrate Hannukah

Hannukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We have eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me:






David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas
and the late Dinah Shorah
Guess who eats together at
the Carnegie Deli?
Bowser from Sha-Na-Na
And Arthur Fonzarelli!






Paul Newman's half Jewish
Goldie Hawn's half, too
Put them together,
What a fine looking Jew!






You don't need Deck the Halls
Or Jingle Bell Rock,
'Cause you can spin a dreidel
With Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock!
Both jewish






Put on your yamukah
It's time for Hannukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonnicas
Celebrates Hannukah.

O.J. Simpson - not a Jew
But guess who is?
Hall of Famer Rod Carew
He converted
We got Ann Landers and her
sister Dear Abby,
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish
Not too shabby

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well, he's not, but guess who is --
All three Stooges!






So many Jews are in show biz
Tom Cruise isn't but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrate Hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica
On this lovely lovely Hanukkah
So drink your gin and tonica
And smoke your marijuanica
If you really really wannika
Have a Happy Happy Happy Happy Hanukkah

Happy Hannukah!

 

[BOB]

tell me Red,
whats it like to have time on your hands?

...BOB

 

[red91]

tell me Red,
whats it like to have time on your hands?

...BOB

i ship stuff out to other sarcastic bastards here.




Hope yours makes it.....

Sing with me Bob....

( you don't have to be Jewish to appreciate this song, but it helps...)

 

[BOB]

oooops!
I thought you sent those already.
:doh:

...BOB

 

[Gil BullyKatz]

hey Red...

You gotta check the TV listings for "Minoriteam"...

I caught it on adult swim...

It's a cartoon with steretyped minority superheroes...

there's "Jewcano...With all the powers
of the jewish faith.... And a volcano!"

 

[d10shun]

Thanks for the old version. Who the hell is Dinah Shorah?

Put on your yamulke
It's time for Chanukah (sounds good guys)
Once again it's Onakah
The miracle of Chanukah. (give it up for the Drei Dels)

Chanukah is the festival of lights.
One day of presents?
Hell no, We get eight crazy nights.

But if you still feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you
So here comes number three!

Ross and Phoebe from "Friends" say the Chanukah blessing.
So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and "Will & Grace"'s Debra Messing.

Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mixed meat with dairy.
Maybe they should have called that show "Little Kosher House on the Prairie."

We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller and Jack Black.
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him back!
(Just kidding Tommy!)

We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe
But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow! (I'm jewish!)
Oh My God! Sweet Robbie Schneider is here!

Put on the yamukah
Here comes Chanukah
The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica
Celebrates Chanukah.
Oooo, good job Schneider

Osama bin Laden--(Booo!)--not a big fan of the Jews.
Well, maybe that's because he lost a figure skating match to gold medalist
Sarah Hughes, her mama's Jewish!

Houdini and David Blaine escaped straightjackets with such precision.
But the one thing they could not get out of
Their painful circumcision.

As for Half-Jewish actors, Sean Penn is quite the great one,
And Marlon Brando not a Jew at all ,
But it looks to me like he ate one.

Gweneth Paltrow is half jewish
But an aweful time Oscar winner
Jeniffer Conneley's half jewish too
And I'd like to put some more in her

There's Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck and Paula Abdul.
Joey Ramone invented punk rock music
But first came Hebrew school.

Natalie Portmanukah
It's time to celebrate Chanukah.
I hope I get an Abrtronicah,
on this joyful, toyful Chanukah.

So get a high colonicah
And soil your long johnukahs
If you really really wantukah.
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy
Happy Chan-u-kah!

 

[Lawn Cher']

hey Red...

You gotta check the TV listings for "Minoriteam"...

I caught it on adult swim...

It's a cartoon with steretyped minority superheroes...

there's "Jewcano...With all the powers
of the jewish faith.... And a volcano!"

Sounds like fun.

 

[red91]

oooops!
I thought you sent those already.
:doh:

...BOB

I did

 

[red91]

hey Red...

You gotta check the TV listings for "Minoriteam"...

I caught it on adult swim...

It's a cartoon with steretyped minority superheroes...

there's "Jewcano...With all the powers
of the jewish faith.... And a volcano!"

cool. The ultimate NWC mascot !

 

[ECKSJAY]

cool. The ultimate NWC mascot !

w00t!

We don't have to claim Bundy and Ridgeway anymore.