"Real Estate Investor Seeks Apprentice"

[Bent]

Yeah, right.

Link to little yellow signs

Now back to our regularly scheduled infommercial...










But WAIT! if you call in the next 20 minutes....

 

[87manche]

I hate those bastards that keep putting up those signs. I live on a busy corner, and the tree outfront was killed by people ahmmering sins into it. Shame when you have to cut down a 70 year old maple because it's bark is falling off anf it's insect infected because people keep hammering signs into it. Jackasses, now they've moved onto the telephone pole in the corner of my yard, I'm putting up cameras. Today I came outside to a new sign, stuck in my yard, and it looks like someone dropped their nails at the telephone pole, didn't bother picking them up, was just going to let my lawnmower eat them. I swear, what happened to common sense.
Sorry about the rant, but CAUSS may just get a new member.

 

[w_howey]

I actualy had some fool with a garage sale sign, plant it in my yard. Not just on the terrace(where I would have taken it down anyway) but actually inside the sidewalk. I pulled it up, and went down to her house.

I took it back to her, and stated than the rent on my front yard was $150 per hour. For some strange reason, she didn't want to put it back.

tree outfront was killed by people ahmmering sins into it

Got alot of religous experiences in your neighborhood?

 

[87manche]

Got alot of religous experiences in your neighborhood?

indeed I do, but those are usually reserved for my wife in the bedroom