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- Cheyenne, Wyoming
Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding midget.
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xj-grin
NAXJA Member #1096
- Location
- Colorado Springs, Colorado
"The first casualty when war comes is truth." ~ Sen. Hiram Johnson, 1917.
SteveT
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Aurora, CO
Confucious say "He who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky fingers."
xj-grin
NAXJA Member #1096
- Location
- Colorado Springs, Colorado
The fact is that the average man's love of liberty is nine-tenths imaginary, exactly like his love of sense, justice and truth. He is not actually happy when free; he is uncomfortable, a bit alarmed, and intolerably lonely. Liberty is not a thing for the great masses of men. It is the exclusive possession of a small and disreputable minority, like knowledge, courage and honor. It takes a special sort of man to understand and enjoy liberty — and he is usually an outlaw in democratic societies. ~ H.L. Mencken
DutchVDub
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Milliken, CO
I like my women like I like my chicken, with a little bit of fat on the end. - Rodney Carrington
- Location
- Golden, CO
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it runs out.
XCastleXJ
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Firestone Colorado
"First wives are like the chicken pox, you're supposed to go through 'em when you're young"
- Location
- Cheyenne, Wyoming
'When the aliens come, they will eat the fat people first'
- Location
- Colorado Springs, CO
The higher you climb, the higher you get.
xj-grin
NAXJA Member #1096
- Location
- Colorado Springs, Colorado
so on my death bed, I'll have total consciousness. Which is nice.
HossHoffer
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Aurora, CO
You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?
Rex Kwan Do
Rex Kwan Do
xj-grin
NAXJA Member #1096
- Location
- Colorado Springs, Colorado
I'm a veg, Danny.
CherryokeeXJ
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Colorado Springs
"It is the darkest right before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper.....that's the time to do it."
SteveT
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Aurora, CO
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.”
― Jack Handey
― Jack Handey
- Location
- Cheyenne, Wyoming
When you see the hand writing on the wall, you're in the toilet.
-Redd Foxx
-Redd Foxx
xj-grin
NAXJA Member #1096
- Location
- Colorado Springs, Colorado
"if you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything" ~ Mark Twain
- Location
- Colorado Springs, CO
From a lawyer, no less. 
xj-grin
NAXJA Member #1096
- Location
- Colorado Springs, Colorado
a lawyer with a bad memory...
- Location
- Cheyenne, Wyoming
A bowl of vegetables with someone you love
is better than steak with someone you hate.
is better than steak with someone you hate.
DutchVDub
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Milliken, CO
No way man, steak is delicious. I can always tune out the people I hate, he'll I basically do that 24-7 as it is.
