Quote of the Day...

[Frank Z]

"Ebay makes ya ugly...."

by my young bride of 20+years.

She got sniped....and she's PISSED.

 

[DutchVDub]

"I don't do dishes, I'm not a mommy"

By my 3.5 year old son.

 

[O-Gauge Steamer]

WHen in danger,
or in doubt,
run in circles,
scream and shout.

Dora the computer belonging to Lazarus Long aka, Woodrow Wilson Smith.

 

[stockli]

As a wise man once said, "Wherever you go, there you are

-Mike Brady, The Brady Bunch Movie

 

[xj-grin]

"It isn't who votes that counts, but who counts the votes." -- Lenin

 

[old_man]

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

 

[Gotlift01]

"Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."

 

[xj-grin]

To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of actions which he disagrees with and abhors is sinful and tyrannical -- Thomas Jefferson

 

[old_man]

I yearn to live in a world where a chicken who crosses a road doesn't have its intentions questioned.

 

[Frank Z]

"He who laughs last didn't get the punchline"

 

[UnlimitedMatt]

Here I sit, buns a flexin', giving birth to another Texan.

 

[Led]

Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter accusations

 

[Hypoid]

Here I sit, buns a flexin', giving birth to another Texan.

BAH! That last splash was your cell phone.

 

[in4aride]

Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter accusations

Why does this not surprise me from you?

 

[Pz10420]

Treat em like dirt, and they'll stick to you like mud.

 

[Frank Z]

"When you go to the store pick up some toilet paper and Soft-Scrub..."

:scared:

 

[Rockken]

There are 10 types of people in the world, those who know binary and those who don't

 

[Rockken]

All your base are belong to us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[SolarBell]

All your base are belong to us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Geez - I just got transported back 15 years.. :listenmus

 

[DutchVDub]

Only two things I hate in this world. Those that are intolerant of other peoples cultures, and the Dutch. - Austin Powers fajer.