austinaubinoe
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- Montgomery County, MD
PC users are like guys that drive trucks. They work. People ask them to help them do shit because they have a truck. You don't play around with a truck, you get shit done. It's a mother-XXXXing truck.
Mac users are like guys that drive a Prius. A Prius is a nice reliable automobile. It on runs flowers and happiness. It will never break down. It only costs you $0.48 to get from your dorm to Starbucks!
Guy in the truck likes his truck because he used it to build a mother-XXXXing Starbucks.
Prius *removed by moderator* sees the truck drive by them and wants to smite them because they made the Earth 34 degrees warmer on his trip to work, and the polar bears are dying and ocean rose 14 feet. "Jerk. I bet he has a gun rack, too!"
Guy in the truck has a mother-XXXXing gun rack.
Prius *removed by moderator* has a cup holder on the steering wheel! =)
Truck guy has a trailer hitch with a load capacity of a Howitzer. Yeah. A mother-XXXXing Howitzer.
Prius *removed by moderator* drives his Prius to the art museum and enjoys debate about politics among other 20-somethings.
Truck guy debates politics with the mayor. Yeah, the mother-XXXXing mayor.
Prius *removed by moderator* gets a flat and then he hyperventilates because he doesn't know how to change a light bulb, let alone a XXXXing tire. He looks in the glove box which is located on the top of the windshield for some stupid XXXXing reason, and tries to find the help section.
Truck guy gets a flat, pulls over and he swaps it in 3 minutes and 14 seconds. A new record. He get's back in and reminds himself that running over a 500-pound 5-point deer can cause a flat tire.
Prius guy finds out spare tire is under the trunk. Opens trunk and sees spare tire was made by Dunkin' Doughnuts. Label recommends tire be replaced at the dealership for$240.
He gets on his iPhone and calls his friend. Tony.
Tony has a truck.
Truck guy has V8, 450 hp, 500lb-ft torque, seating for 5, 8-foot bed, and nerf bars. Truck is configurable to do anything he ever needs. Bed can be configured to haul lumber, tow a fifth-wheel, haul a camper, or converted into a bed with an air mattress and carpeted interior for camping or just being naughty.
Prius has a glow-in-the-dark handle in case someone get's locked inside.
Truck guy spent $23,999.
Prius *removed by moderator* spent $24,000.
Truck guy goes to look for custom parts. Goes to PepBoys. Finds heavy-duty alternator for $130. There are 12 in stock.
Prius *removed by moderator* goes to buy wind-shield wipers. $240. He can pick up his car in 3 weeks.
Saturday comes by, Prius *removed by moderator* stays home and makes a movie about his *removed by moderator* little Prius and how much better it is, and uploads it to YouTube!
Saturday? Truck guy goes to the lake, takes his hot blond wife and two kids --and his 40-foot speed boat-- and spends the day outdoors, barbecuing red meat, water-skiing and drinking beer. 'Cause it's just a XXXXing vehicle and he doesn't really give a shit.
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Mac users are like guys that drive a Prius. A Prius is a nice reliable automobile. It on runs flowers and happiness. It will never break down. It only costs you $0.48 to get from your dorm to Starbucks!
Guy in the truck likes his truck because he used it to build a mother-XXXXing Starbucks.
Prius *removed by moderator* sees the truck drive by them and wants to smite them because they made the Earth 34 degrees warmer on his trip to work, and the polar bears are dying and ocean rose 14 feet. "Jerk. I bet he has a gun rack, too!"
Guy in the truck has a mother-XXXXing gun rack.
Prius *removed by moderator* has a cup holder on the steering wheel! =)
Truck guy has a trailer hitch with a load capacity of a Howitzer. Yeah. A mother-XXXXing Howitzer.
Prius *removed by moderator* drives his Prius to the art museum and enjoys debate about politics among other 20-somethings.
Truck guy debates politics with the mayor. Yeah, the mother-XXXXing mayor.
Prius *removed by moderator* gets a flat and then he hyperventilates because he doesn't know how to change a light bulb, let alone a XXXXing tire. He looks in the glove box which is located on the top of the windshield for some stupid XXXXing reason, and tries to find the help section.
Truck guy gets a flat, pulls over and he swaps it in 3 minutes and 14 seconds. A new record. He get's back in and reminds himself that running over a 500-pound 5-point deer can cause a flat tire.
Prius guy finds out spare tire is under the trunk. Opens trunk and sees spare tire was made by Dunkin' Doughnuts. Label recommends tire be replaced at the dealership for$240.
He gets on his iPhone and calls his friend. Tony.
Tony has a truck.
Truck guy has V8, 450 hp, 500lb-ft torque, seating for 5, 8-foot bed, and nerf bars. Truck is configurable to do anything he ever needs. Bed can be configured to haul lumber, tow a fifth-wheel, haul a camper, or converted into a bed with an air mattress and carpeted interior for camping or just being naughty.
Prius has a glow-in-the-dark handle in case someone get's locked inside.
Truck guy spent $23,999.
Prius *removed by moderator* spent $24,000.
Truck guy goes to look for custom parts. Goes to PepBoys. Finds heavy-duty alternator for $130. There are 12 in stock.
Prius *removed by moderator* goes to buy wind-shield wipers. $240. He can pick up his car in 3 weeks.
Saturday comes by, Prius *removed by moderator* stays home and makes a movie about his *removed by moderator* little Prius and how much better it is, and uploads it to YouTube!
Saturday? Truck guy goes to the lake, takes his hot blond wife and two kids --and his 40-foot speed boat-- and spends the day outdoors, barbecuing red meat, water-skiing and drinking beer. 'Cause it's just a XXXXing vehicle and he doesn't really give a shit.
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