YELLAHEEP
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Littleton, Colorado
So this dingbat driving a stick-shift Saab sitting at a left turn arrow just ahead of my truck, drops the clutch and stalls it after lurching 12 feet forward. She frantically messes with the gears while slowly rolling backward.... then I see reverse lights come on and no brake lights.... she starts it and takes off..... in reverse......WHAM! Before I can do a damn thing. Friggin' hard hit too.
So, I take off my seat belt and start to get out to meet my vehicular assailant and check for damage.......... and the dingbat takes off! So, I get back in and take off after her, both of us running a red arrow. I'm honking and flashing my brights..... and she punches it and gets into traffic on the highway. I'm now driving like a total asshat in a 7,000 lb truck trying to get close enough to get the plate number. I do, jot it down, then pull along side honking and motioning for her to pull over.... but she won't look over. Her passenger is slapping her on the arm..... I'm thinking WTF? Maybe no insurance.... or sumpthin'......
So, I chill out and dial 911 on my cell to report this hit and run dingbat. And who do ya think answers my call? The one and only Jim "Yucca Man" from
! So, as I'm driving and trying to keep up and close to the dingbat, Jim's taking the info, typing into the CAD system...... and harassing me about why I'm out in the truck! "You towing the trailer? Got a parts Cherokee on the back?" he says.......
So anyway, I follow this dingbat for a few miles, all the while the right corner of the rear bumper skin is flapping around, until she pulls into a gas station. I block her in, and then tell her I have the cops coming and to just sit there. I didn't need a confrontation.... and to be honest, I probably scared the bejeezus outta her following her around in my menacing Ram 3500.... And not a moment later the Cavalry arrives! 2 Doug Co units ready to help a brutha out! :thumbup: Thanks Jim!
I finally get to survey the damage..... and I only see a small dimple in the bumper, a smashed edge of the license plate and a gouge on the plastic bezel around the fog light.... I woulda sworn the bumper was gonna be dented and pushed back a few inches. I think her bumper musta hit the factory tow attachment that sticks out from my bumper.... Her Saab had that corner of the bumper skin loose, and some dimples/abraisions in the paint and bumper skin - you could see the indentation of the edge of my license plate.
And then the dingbat lies....... Swearing up and down she never backed into me. Claims to never have felt the cars make contact. She admitted to rolling backward, but no hit. I know that was BS, both she and her passenger looked back at my truck after the impact. She also claims that her Saab has a "safety feature" where she has to put it into reverse before it will start....... seriously?
CSP showed up and issued her a ticket for unsafe backing..... big whoop. Dunno if I'll even contact her insurance co. Dunno if they'd be able to see the damage. :dunno:
Anyway, Thanks Jim!
So, I take off my seat belt and start to get out to meet my vehicular assailant and check for damage.......... and the dingbat takes off! So, I get back in and take off after her, both of us running a red arrow. I'm honking and flashing my brights..... and she punches it and gets into traffic on the highway. I'm now driving like a total asshat in a 7,000 lb truck trying to get close enough to get the plate number. I do, jot it down, then pull along side honking and motioning for her to pull over.... but she won't look over. Her passenger is slapping her on the arm..... I'm thinking WTF? Maybe no insurance.... or sumpthin'......
So, I chill out and dial 911 on my cell to report this hit and run dingbat. And who do ya think answers my call? The one and only Jim "Yucca Man" from


So anyway, I follow this dingbat for a few miles, all the while the right corner of the rear bumper skin is flapping around, until she pulls into a gas station. I block her in, and then tell her I have the cops coming and to just sit there. I didn't need a confrontation.... and to be honest, I probably scared the bejeezus outta her following her around in my menacing Ram 3500.... And not a moment later the Cavalry arrives! 2 Doug Co units ready to help a brutha out! :thumbup: Thanks Jim!
I finally get to survey the damage..... and I only see a small dimple in the bumper, a smashed edge of the license plate and a gouge on the plastic bezel around the fog light.... I woulda sworn the bumper was gonna be dented and pushed back a few inches. I think her bumper musta hit the factory tow attachment that sticks out from my bumper.... Her Saab had that corner of the bumper skin loose, and some dimples/abraisions in the paint and bumper skin - you could see the indentation of the edge of my license plate.
And then the dingbat lies....... Swearing up and down she never backed into me. Claims to never have felt the cars make contact. She admitted to rolling backward, but no hit. I know that was BS, both she and her passenger looked back at my truck after the impact. She also claims that her Saab has a "safety feature" where she has to put it into reverse before it will start....... seriously?
CSP showed up and issued her a ticket for unsafe backing..... big whoop. Dunno if I'll even contact her insurance co. Dunno if they'd be able to see the damage. :dunno:
Anyway, Thanks Jim!