red91
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Brian was god...someone made a mistake.
And what the hell does all this religion crap have to do with an election anyhow?
I WANT MY TOASTER !!!!
Obama's Freudian slip?
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Brian was god...someone made a mistake.
And what the hell does all this religion crap have to do with an election anyhow?
I WANT MY TOASTER !!!!
muduck18
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ok, I am looking to capitalize on this one... You need a toaster... we will give you a toaster. its our breakfast stimulus plan...
We can call it a stimulus pre-tax return.
its simple really. just fill out a 1040ez if you are taking standard deductions.
a 1040w if you are self employed.
and a standard 1040 if you drink water.
Attach a NT1102 (Thats a 'New Toaster' 110v 2 slot)
make sure you fill in section c to select what color you want.
Mail it before midnight on April 16th (although I might suggest 5pm because the PO actually closes at 5 but no one is there after 4:20)
And then we will be sending toasters out according to the last four digits of you SSN.
And we will give you plenty of notice so that bread companies can get their advertisement ready to fill your toaster with as much bread as it can hold as soon as, or before you get your toaster.:twak:
msrorysddad
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Hey guys. I can't handle it. I'm disenfranchised. I cannot afford bread. So the toaster leaves me with very little recourse other than to riot in the streets. I will be holding my own private riot in the street Thursday the twenty fifth. I will be holding free bread for the people signs, and will have plenty of hippies to back me up.
ECKSJAY
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Get off your lazy ass and grow your own wheat. Use your mill to grind your own flour.
JNickel101
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I tried building my own mill, hippy environmentalists protested and filed injunctions with the court that forced me to stop. Then one of them laid down in front of my backhoe and...long story short, I'm being sued for his injuries even though he was trespassing on my property.
Thanks to the donkey party....
Thanks to the donkey party....
ECKSJAY
Water is dirty
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- Covington, WA
JNickel101
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You did it all wrong. You left witnesses.
LOL...well, I'm still looking for some "real" friends who live close by - ya know, to help me hide the bodies....
JNickel101
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awesome....
msrorysddad
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I wanna grow my own wheat, and grain, use my still to make fuel to power my xj as I eat red meat (from only innocent lookin cows) on the way to J's to bury some Hippies. Oh, and to play in Taos in the mountains.
JNickel101
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Ah, the American Dream.....
ECKSJAY
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muduck18
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Grain Mills cause polution... Um we are going to out law them...
and FYI the use of home made still's are known by the state of california to cause Drunken Children Syndrome in young adults.
and FYI the use of home made still's are known by the state of california to cause Drunken Children Syndrome in young adults.
msrorysddad
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we have just totally lost the topic of this thread in our silly rants. So I propose someone dig up the dirt on Obama's illegal use of a whiskey still. The Freudian slip he makes when drunk, while working on a law to outlaw mills, and grain, unless owned by the members of the elite wealthy class that he seems so willing to embrace, and whom so willingly embrace him. Power to the wealthy!!
ECKSJAY
Water is dirty
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- Covington, WA
JNickel101
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Yeah, I was sure scratching my head at that one too.....
ECKSJAY
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I know what HE meant...but he didn't know what I meant. :shhh:
muduck18
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Sarcasm
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Sarcasm is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing. It is strongly associated with irony, with some definitions classifying it as a type of verbal irony intended to insult or wound. Sarcasm can also be used in a humorous or jesting way depending on the intent of the person speaking.[1][2
(it was meant to be a humorous use of sarcasm)
ECKSJAY
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back·ped·al (bkpdl)
intr.v. back·ped·aled or back·ped·alled, back·ped·al·ing or back·ped·al·ling, back·ped·als
1. To move the pedals of a bicycle or similar vehicle backward, especially to apply a brake.
2. To move backward by taking short quick steps, as in boxing or football.
3. To retreat or withdraw from a position or attitude: The senator later backpedaled on the issue.
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