New Compass

I'm saggin' in my 32's gangsta-like.
 
Off the hook.

Off the heezy...my neezy. Fo shizzle my nizzle. This is what I have to show forall of my hard work and dedication while working with the inner city gang bangers of the STL. An expanded vocabulary that I can only use with you on a Jeep forum.

Another side note...I was helping one of said bangers fill out an application at KFC one day. When it got to the part about expected wage. I explained that it was typically acceptable for the applicant to simply write neg. I further explained that this meant negotiable. He stated, "Yeah...thas cooooooo.....I'll work for any g........fer real".

Lawn Cher white boy interpretation: any g= any form of US currency. AKA cheez or cheddar (AKA cheddah).
 
Beej said:
Why, Beach 'Cher, why?
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No doubt...I leave to go to the bathroom and hook up a tight fade and I come back to this?

What gives? I might go with streamfever...maybe brookfever...puddlefever?
 
I like the direction this thread has taken. The original intent of the thread was useless, but the current liguistics practical is mildly interesting.

As far as DC ruining the Jeep: All DC personnel at the executive level should be put against the wall. They suck, their products suck and I shall hate both with all my heart and soul until they put the XJ/MJ back into production. Riverfever: How do you say that in STL gansta?

Not to take the thread off-topic: What do you think of my new daughter?
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Dude I think she's smashingly off tha hook. Shouts out to a playa and his baby momma.
 
riverfever said:
Dude I think she's smashingly off tha hook. Shouts out to a playa and his baby momma.
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Hey, that's cool man. I can dig it.















Want a toke?
 
as to the original thread. funny that at this years International Auto Show (here in detroit ) the Rubicon, GC, and Commander really took second seat while Jeep put this new Compass right at center stage, it got the grand treatment. displayed on a turntable in the center of the exhibit w/ a pretty lady to get on the horn and tell everybody all about it. whata waste..they shoulda told us more about the new rubi.

anyone think there will be a true 4x4 capable jeep left in three years...i have my hopes that jeep decides to follow suit and due a retro ...if only to keep jeep alive....

Maier
 
riverfever said:
No doubt...I leave to go to the bathroom and hook up a tight fade and I come back to this?

What gives? I might go with streamfever...maybe brookfever...puddlefever?
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Glenn was being funnay. What does "hook up a tight fade" mean?
 
riverfever said:
I know...here's the thing...the people at her sh!tty job prefer the term "partner" over g/f or b/f. I personally think that partner sounds ghey.
It's kinda like Seinfeld "good naked/bad naked" thing. Torquing a shackle bolt...bad baked. Me curled up on the couch with a magazine...good naked?:confused:
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Only if her naked boss isn't in the magazine, if she is, go directly to Beej for mental help.

I think I'd by the Dodge version before I'd buy the Jeep version, it looks a little better and well if I wanted another 4dr Jeep, I'd wait for them to do the new Wrangler as a 4dr.
 
Lawn Cher' said:
Glenn was being funnay. What does "hook up a tight fade" mean?
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I cut my hair.
 
I thought that's what you meant. Let's see the results.
 
I can do that...when I get home. Speaking of hair cuts. I usually cut my hair each week to keep it high and tight. Heather bet me that I couldn't go 6 weeks without cutting it. You have to understand, this is very difficult for me. The bet was the new Simms Guide Series Gore Tex Fly Fishing jacket. If I lost I had to give her the $ the jacket costs ($400). I won and this was the first cut I'd had in a while. I have not collected the debt yet. I'm having a hard time taking money from her. I feel bad I guess.
 
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