neigbors suck

[XJ-ARNIE]

shit in his yard...thats classic. Wasnt that in a movie? me myself and irene i think?? its a classic

 

[wolfpackjeeper]

i would crap in his yard myself, but thats just me

Came in here to say this, leaving satisfied

 

[srimes]

let the shit dry out good and hard, then get an old 9-iron and practice chipping them back.

 

[Mighty.Mighty_XJ]

so my neigbors dog squats in my yard every morning... I sit in the chair by the window, drinking my coffee, and watch his dog claim my dogs yard ... I showed them ... the many many piles of shit that have accumlated over the last few weeks ...

The rest is blah blah to me. I just can't seem to get past the fact that you allow "many piles" of dog poo to remain in your FRONT yard for WEEKS!! OMG, where do you live! How do you live?

I dunno ... maybe it's just me ... :anon:

 

[Darky]

Parking your Jeep in his front yard is dumb. So you know the tow truck company. I'm pretty sure they still would be somewhat obligated to tow the Jeep if the guy reports it to the authorities and they hire the company to come get it. Dog turds do not equal Jeep in yard. Flinging them back is the best option if diplomacy fails.

Although I do like Grimm's idea...

 

[hubs97xj]

i would crap in his yard myself, but thats just me

Sage advice right there.

 

[RlCHARD CRANlUM]

Pour bacon grease on the piles, and let the dog clean up his own mess.

 

[XJ-ARNIE]

well i pick up my dogs shit three timesa weeks at least....but I saw no reason to pick up his. Thats why he came over and did it. besides theres a foot and half of snow on the ground. how the hell do aim to get every pile of shit if you tried?

 

[Darky]

I'd imagine each steaming little pile would melt a little hole in the snow and make it easy to find. If you go and get it early.

 

[XJ-ARNIE]

straight to the bottom they go. usully end up picking up a good amount of shit when the snow melts. its not as easy as it sounds. I shovel an area for my dog, and she does her buissness right there, easy to find, easy to pick up.

 

[Mighty.Mighty_XJ]

And so you leave dogshit in your front yard to spite your neighbor. Weird thinking.
Sounds a bit like cutting off your nose to spite your face.

So far, placing it all on his front porch sounds like the best plan to me. Share & share alike. No way would it be sitting in my yard for weeks. I'd get it while fresh (since you actually watch the dog make his deposit), and return it to its rightful owner like a good neighbor.

 

[BIGSLVRXJ]

How many times has the word "shit" appeared in this thread? Holy cow!

 

[Shock357]

get one of these.
http://www.airsoftgi.com/product_info.php?cPath=139_113&products_id=2825

I havent seen a cat/dog or small child in my yard for months!

 

[cracked-butt]

get one of these.
http://www.airsoftgi.com/product_info.php?cPath=139_113&products_id=2825

I havent seen a cat/dog or small child in my yard for months!

:roflmao:with something like that stickin out the window , i bet there hasnt been!!!

just curious though, did ya remove the bright orange tip first?:doh: :laugh2:

 

[XJ-ARNIE]

get one of these.
http://www.airsoftgi.com/product_info.php?cPath=139_113&products_id=2825

I havent seen a cat/dog or small child in my yard for months!

are you kidding? i bassically got crusified ealier in the thread for suggesting to mame to dog.

 

[Shock357]

That wont mame. it'll just... tickle him.
no worse than those electric shock collars in my eyes.

 

[Ritter4.0]

Wow.

My dog is trained to do his business in the woods behind my house. He has a natural spring to drink out of, and piss near. We have a shock collar that keeps on our property. Besides having to feed him, he is very good at self caring for himself.


I think you should go outside and yell at that dog everytime he steps foot into your yard. Don't even give him the chance too take a dump. Be very stern (the owner is obviously to much of a baby to do it himself) and eventually it will know it's not his territory

 

[XJ-ARNIE]

well, to be perfectly honest...the whole jeep thing worked. The dog has only been in my yard once, and my neigboor put one of those little chain posts in the middle of his yard. Now his dog is on a leash when he is outside...i suppose he it teaching him his boundries.

 

[Darky]

Just be glad he didn't call the cops and have your Jeep towed though...