XJ-ARNIE
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Cary, Illinois
so my neigbors dog squats in my yard every morning. about a month ago I walked over politley and asked him not to let his dog shit in my yard. My border collie doesnt like it. She so stuck up she wont shit in the front yard until the other dogshit is gone. But still, it never fails, his dog shits in my yard still...every moring at around 830. I sit in the chair by the window, drinking my coffee, and watch his dog claim my dogs yard. Well, border coliies are smart dogs...so when my neighbor went out of town on buissnes for 2 weeks (his brother came over twice a day,and let the dog shit in my yard during that time), I taught my dog to do her buisness in the general vicintiy of his newspaper, which rests on his front stoop, and arives much earlier than 830. Still. His dog shits in my yard. Three days ago, the police are knocking on my door, saying that my neigbor says Ive commited vandalizm, and I porposley let my dog shit on his newspaper. The police were on my side when I showed them the footprints his dog leaves in the snow that go right to my yard, and the many many piles of shit that have accumlated over the last few weeks. They left and told me that they wouldnt be bothering me again. They also told me that he called because he opened his paper to get his hands wet...he thought it was snow...so he air dryed the paper on his kitchen table. I imagine his house smelled pretty rank.
ANWAY, his dog just shit in my yard again this morning....and I have found my solution. I parked my "eyesore" as he reffers to it in his front yard. That eyesore being my 97 XJ. he came over about an hour ago and told me that if I dont move my "car" he was going to have it towed, after correcting him with "Jeep" I told him that if he doesnt remove the dogshit, Im gonna have the dog removed.....he steamed back over to his house cursing and yelling the whole way. I thought I'd let you know that as of right now...3 oclock he is outside, pooper-scooper in hand...picking up dogshit, and sifting through almost 1.5 feet of snow to do it. life is good especially when you win. Id like to see him call the tow truck to have it towed. My girlfreind is best freinds with the owners daughter, and my dad when to high school with him....I had lunch with him 2 weeks ago.
ANWAY, his dog just shit in my yard again this morning....and I have found my solution. I parked my "eyesore" as he reffers to it in his front yard. That eyesore being my 97 XJ. he came over about an hour ago and told me that if I dont move my "car" he was going to have it towed, after correcting him with "Jeep" I told him that if he doesnt remove the dogshit, Im gonna have the dog removed.....he steamed back over to his house cursing and yelling the whole way. I thought I'd let you know that as of right now...3 oclock he is outside, pooper-scooper in hand...picking up dogshit, and sifting through almost 1.5 feet of snow to do it. life is good especially when you win. Id like to see him call the tow truck to have it towed. My girlfreind is best freinds with the owners daughter, and my dad when to high school with him....I had lunch with him 2 weeks ago.
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