Two things Navy SEALS are always taught: Keep your priorities in
order Know when to act without hesitation A college professor, an avowed
atheist and active
in the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students
when
he flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove there was
no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then
I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
minutes!!!!!" The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by. " I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this
platform!!!!" Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying,
"Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!" His count down got down to the
last couple of minutes when a SEAL, just
released from the Navy after serving in Afghanista! n and Iraq
and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL
hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor
tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!! The
students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The
SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent.
The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting. Eventually, the
professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the SEAL in
the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he
asked: "What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did you do
that!?" "God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are
protecting your right to say stupid **** and act like an *******!!! So he
sent me!!"
order Know when to act without hesitation A college professor, an avowed
atheist and active
in the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students
when
he flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove there was
no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then
I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
minutes!!!!!" The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by. " I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this
platform!!!!" Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying,
"Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!" His count down got down to the
last couple of minutes when a SEAL, just
released from the Navy after serving in Afghanista! n and Iraq
and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL
hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor
tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!! The
students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The
SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent.
The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting. Eventually, the
professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the SEAL in
the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he
asked: "What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did you do
that!?" "God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are
protecting your right to say stupid **** and act like an *******!!! So he
sent me!!"
