More Jokes

[roscoecoltraine]

I simply dont find religious, racist, or rape and murder jokes to be funny or appropriate in any way shape or form. More often than not people get offended and all it shows is peoples ignorance. And all I said originally was that the joke about killing the 2 guys was wrong. Then someone had to yap off about killing a mormon instead. Thats downright offensive and I know im not the only one to think that.

Chill Out. Im Mormon too. Everyone is going to keep probing you cause your getting upset. Brush it off. Its funny anyway cause its true. Everyone in the state of Utah is involved in MLM. I work for an MLM company.

 

[rock rash]

thanks for bringing back a dead thread

 

[rock rash]

i think that we have too short of a time on this earth to get offended at everything. A joke is a joke, not meant to be takin seriously, they are meaningless in the end. Come on people. take a break from life to enjoy it.

 

[Bent]

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."

 

[t_aldrich]

lol three year old thread and that joke is WAYY older...


good one. my dad told me that when i was like 13

 

[Bent]

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.


A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."


The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"


"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

 

[Rod Knee]

A baby seal walks into a club....

 

[Rod Knee]

Jack and Jill worked at a business at the same job for the same pay. Their boss was equally fond of the two of them. One day the personnel manager informed the boss that, since business was slow, he would have to let either Jack or Jill go.

The boss summoned Jill into his office and informed her: "Jill, there is just one way to break this to you, so I'm just going have to have to blurt it out. I have got to either lay you or Jack off".

 

[Rod Knee]

A Mormon was surprised at having been told that he had contracted a venereal disease. He had thought that it was something that just effected the gentiles.

 

[Rod Knee]

A bouncer at a bar tells a patron that due to the dress code, he would have to go out and put on a tie. The patron goes out to his car but the only thing he can find are his jumper cables, so he wraps them around his neck, goes back in the bar, and asks the bouncer if the cables would suffice. The bouncer responds: " alright, but just don't try to start anything."

 

[5-90]

Hostility comes from high testosterone levels, which comes from "haven't been getting any lately"?

No, "not getting any lately" causes "blue balls," not high testosterone levels.

And high testosterone doesn't necessarily cause hostility. Asshattery usually causes hostility (at least it does for me. It's a simple principle - you act like an asshat, I get hostile. It's been proven time and again...)

(Supposedly, high testosterone levels cause horniness. Wouldn't care to up my levels to check that tho - I've already been told that if I get a scrip for Viagra or something like that, I won't see the morning. She has a enough difficulty dealing with me as it is...)

 

[cf_collins]

Mormon bomb The action of sending Mormons to someone's residence by entering their address on the Mormon website to sign them up for a free Book of Mormon and annoying presentation on their doctrines.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mormon%20bomb