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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]A couple has just gone to bed. The husband, who is feeling a bit frisky rolls over and starts petting his wife in a suggestive fashion.

She rolls over and says, "Sorry honey, but I have a gyno appointment tomorrow and I want to be fresh as a daisy"...

Rejected, hubby rolls over defeated, but still horny. After a few minutes he taps his wife on the shoulder and says, "You don't have a dentist appointment tomorrow do you?"
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:nono:lol
 
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]A couple has just gone to bed. The husband, who is feeling a bit frisky rolls over and starts petting his wife in a suggestive fashion.

She rolls over and says, "Sorry honey, but I have a gyno appointment tomorrow and I want to be fresh as a daisy"...

Rejected, hubby rolls over defeated, but still horny. After a few minutes he taps his wife on the shoulder and says, "You don't have a dentist appointment tomorrow do you?"
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You laugh - that approach has worked for me before! Either that, or checking for a procto appointment...
 
You laugh - that approach has worked for me before! Either that, or checking for a procto appointment...

thats just wrong in so many levels.
 
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