Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

[CanMan]

Confucius Say...
New wives are like computers...they go down unexpectedly.

 

[jeepdude10000]

A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place (a diamond ring down the drain, for example) - or into the garbage disposal while it is running.

 

[IntrepidXJ]

nevermind.....more storms still coming thru

 

[goodburbon]

fargin rediculious

 

[IntrepidXJ]

severe thunderstorm warning

 

[jeepdude10000]

You will always find something in the last place you look

 

[CanMan]

Confucius say...
A Rental Car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

 

[IntrepidXJ]

could even be some tornados

 

[goodburbon]

hows a drunk guy trying to simoltaneously appease his wife supposed to compete

 

[jeepdude10000]

After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original

 

[CanMan]

Confucius Say...
Asking a stupid question is better than repairing a stupid mistake.

 

[CanMan]

Randy,

Confucius Say...
Man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

 

[jeepdude10000]

In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.

 

[CanMan]

Confucius Say...
"Vegetarian" is an Indian word meaning, "lousy hunter".

 

[goodburbon]

oooh
cool
aurora snow on tv

 

[jeepdude10000]

hows a drunk guy trying to simoltaneously appease his wife supposed to compete

some women are worth more than a game, havnt found one yet!hasta

 

[IntrepidXJ]

i sure hope we don't see snow here this winter

 

[goodburbon]

murphys law can take many forms

 

[IntrepidXJ]

well, i guess it is about that time

 

[CanMan]

Confucius Say...
Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.