Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

[jeepdude10000]

Nothing is as easy as it looks

 

[CanMan]

Confucius say...
Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

 

[goodburbon]

confucius say

man who fart church sit in own pew

 

[jeepdude10000]

Everything takes longer than you think.

 

[goodburbon]

I hate cats

 

[jeepdude10000]

Everything takes longer than it takes

 

[CanMan]

Confucius Say...
Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have crappy time.

 

[goodburbon]

refer to page 20 or so

 

[jeepdude10000]

Every solution breeds new problems

 

[CanMan]

Confucius Say...
"Sailor who gets discharged from navy, leave buddies behind."

 

[jeepdude10000]

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

 

[jeepdude10000]

no matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up.

 

[CanMan]

Confucius say...
He who eats ice cream in car, is a Sundae Driver

 

[jeepdude10000]

A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage

 

[CanMan]

Confucius Say...
Beauty is only a light switch away.

 

[IntrepidXJ]

ok...that storm blew thru quickly

 

[jeepdude10000]

A shatterproof object will always fall on the only surface hard enough to crack or break it.

 

[jeepdude10000]

A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath (and will not be discovered until it has dried).

 

[CanMan]

Confucius say...
Man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

 

[EricT]

got my HVAC fan motor replaced for free today