Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

[CanMan]

Confucius Say
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

 

[CanMan]

Confucius say...
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"

 

[IcedXJ]

IcedXJ Say:

This thread cause massive migraines with no sense of direction

 

[CanMan]

Confucius say...
"Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."

 

[IntrepidXJ]

...and i'm home

 

[IntrepidXJ]

....for a few minutes anyways

 

[IntrepidXJ]

damn UPS has not been here yet

 

[CanMan]

Confucius say...
"Man who run behind car get exhausted"

 

[IntrepidXJ]

......and it's starting to rain/storm pretty good

 

[CanMan]

Confucius say...
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."

 

[IntrepidXJ]

lots of wind, too

 

[jeepdude10000]

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

 

[IntrepidXJ]

damn expedition was being blown all over the road

 

[CanMan]

Confucius say...
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.

 

[IcedXJ]

......and it's starting to rain/storm pretty good

it requires multiples posts for that too

 

[IntrepidXJ]

...and when i was going out to get the mail, i ran into this huge spider web on my front porch

 

[CanMan]

Confucius say...
Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge.

 

[IntrepidXJ]

then i saw this huge spider on the railing

 

[IntrepidXJ]

i freakin' hate spiders

 

[CanMan]

Confucius say...
He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.