Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

[DaJudge]

Burbon...While you are over there you should try to hook up the guy from the Chec Rupublic. Are you getting to do anything besides webwheel?

 

[jeepdude10000]

35,000 people in the U.S. will die from the flu annually.

 

[Glenn B]

Damn, you guys are nuts!!

I love it.

 

[jeepdude10000]

80% of millionaires drive used cars.

 

[rocklandxjer]

ok...
theres a french guy, a britt, and a polish guy.
they are all theives and are to be put to death by guilatine (giatine i have absolutely no idea how to spel that)...any way.

as they ascended the stairs to their terrible fate one by one they were asked but one question. "which way, face up or face down?"
the Britt says "face down" with his head held in shame. the blade shoots down its tracks and stops and instant before slicing his neck.. the crowd is astonished, and to be honest scared. so they let him go fearful of what powers he might posess.

next is the french guy, same question..he too says "wee wee, face down"

and again the blade shoots down only to stop millimeters from his neck. the crowd let him too, go. the polish guy was wondering how could the blade have stopped like that...

the polish guys was last, and when asked "which way" he proclaimed "Face up, i want to see my fate coming!"
he laid down, and as the executioner was about to release the blade he exclaimed "WAIT!!!" he pointed up at the tracks and said "i think i see the problem"

 

[IcedXJ]

ok...
theres a french guy, a britt, and a polish guy.
they are all theives and are to be put to death by guilatine (giatine i have absolutely no idea how to spel that)...any way.

as they ascended the stairs to their terrible fate one by one they were asked but one question. "which way, face up or face down?"
the Britt says "face down" with his head held in shame. the blade shoots down its tracks and stops and instant before slicing his neck.. the crowd is astonished, and to be honest scared. so they let him go fearful of what powers he might posess.

next is the french guy, same question..he too says "wee wee, face down"

and again the blade shoots down only to stop millimeters from his neck. the crowd let him too, go. the polish guy was wondering how could the blade have stopped like that...

the polish guys was last, and when asked "which way" he proclaimed "Face up, i want to see my fate coming!"
he laid down, and as the executioner was about to release the blade he exclaimed "WAIT!!!" he pointed up at the tracks and said "i think i see the problem"

hahahahaha

 

[jeepdude10000]

On Sunday, it is illegal to sell cornflakes in Columbus, Ohio.

 

[rocklandxjer]

5 fourths of america cant add or subtract

 

[rocklandxjer]

On Sunday, it is illegal to sell cornflakes in Columbus, Ohio.

heh heh

 

[jeepdude10000]

The temperature of the earth's interior increases by 1 degree every 60 feet down.

 

[jmowens]

5 fourths of america cant add or subtract

And 102% of all statistics are made up on the spot!

:shocked:

 

[rocklandxjer]

thats true

 

[jeepdude10000]

In the U.S., for every dollar you spend on gasoline 27 cents of it is in taxes.

 

[jeepdude10000]

Microsoft made $16,005 in revenue in its first year of operation.

 

[IcedXJ]

where are you getting all these useless tidbits?

 

[jeepdude10000]

The heart pumps about 1 million barrels of blood during an average lifetime!

 

[jeepdude10000]

where are you getting all these useless tidbits?

internet, where else is there so much useless info.

 

[jeepdude10000]

Connecticut and Rhode Island never ratified the 18th Amendment (Prohibition).

 

[jeepdude10000]

TIME Magazine’s “Man of the Year” in 1938 was Adolf Hitler

 

[jeepdude10000]

Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone.