Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

[jeepdude10000]

mdmdm

 

[MogifiedXJ]

Arghhhh....Dam you!!!

 

[jeepdude10000]

Don't ever be too full for dessert.

 

[goodburbon]

I actually trust my dog to watch my food

 

[MogifiedXJ]

Alright only 996 more to go...I've got all night guys.

 

[goodburbon]

she's timid to me, but will whip another dogs azz in an instant.

 

[jeepdude10000]

Never tell a woman her diet's not working.

 

[jeepdude10000]

Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving

 

[MogifiedXJ]

she's timid to me, but will whip another dogs azz in an instant.

That's funny. I'm the only person my dog will bite.

 

[jeepdude10000]

Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.

 

[jeepdude10000]

Never dare your little brother to paint the family car

 

[jeepdude10000]

Remember the two places you are always welcome - church and grandma's house

 

[jeepdude10000]

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough! It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?
Death! What's that. a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old folks home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work for forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to gradeschool, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm!

 

[JohnX]

Remember the two places you are always welcome - church and grandma's house

I'm not welcome at church anymore

 

[MogifiedXJ]

Remember the two places you are always welcome - church and grandma's house

Unless your name is Dan...

 

[jeepdude10000]

Nurse:" Dr. MacLeod, there's a man in the waiting room who claims he's invisible"
Dr MacLeod: " Tell him I can't see him." ​

 

[jmowens]

Athens, Alabama, where I was born, is referred to as the "chicken stew capital of the world."

No, really, it is!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athens%2C_Alabama

 

[jeepdude10000]

 

[IcedXJ]

Chit did I get it?



ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Me and Burbon get it again!

this is a prime example of a web wheeler

 

[jeepdude10000]