Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

[jeepdude10000]

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar

 

[jeepdude10000]

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

 

[jeepdude10000]

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

 

[jeepdude10000]

There are more chickens than people in the world

 

[goodburbon]

no one in the US actually cares how many verses the national anthem has, and over half of the people don't know what the anthem is

 

[jeepdude10000]

Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey

 

[MogifiedXJ]

both a shrimp and crawfish's "vein" is actually just the poop chute

I love breaking a crawfish in half and sucking everything out of it's head. Mmmm...

 

[goodburbon]

more people in the world eat chickens than chickens eat people

 

[goodburbon]

I taught a guy from Oklahoma to eat Crawfish once

 

[jeepdude10000]

Top signs of Net addiction​

1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

2. You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 2.1 or higher."

3. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.

4. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

5. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.

6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.

7. You laugh at people with 2400-baud modems.

8. You start using smileys in your snail mail.

9. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem. And you succeed.

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[goodburbon]

his vulgar and explicit description of the process was quite amusing

 

[jeepdude10000]

rudeness - someone who keeps talking while your are trying to interrupt.

 

[goodburbon]

Top signs of Net addiction​

1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

2. You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 2.1 or higher."

3. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.​

4. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.​

5. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.​

6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.​

7. You laugh at people with 2400-baud modems.​

8. You start using smileys in your snail mail.​

9. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem. And you succeed.​

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needs to be updated

laugh at people with 56000 baud modems and people with DSL,


I have actually initiated communication with a modem by voice before.
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[goodburbon]

damn 6 more to go

 

[jeepdude10000]

A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden.

He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg. The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, "In my family we normaly solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the groin and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the groin and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."

The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and kicked as hard as he could in the balls.

The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his testicles, howling in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you." At, this the Scotsman said, "Aye Lad, maybe you should just keep the wee egg."

 

[goodburbon]

crap 4 lurkers too

 

[goodburbon]

how close are we now

 

[jeepdude10000]

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

 

[jeepdude10000]

Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.

 

[goodburbon]

Chit did I get it?



ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Me and Burbon get it again!