Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

[goodburbon]

The saying "it's so cold out there it could freeze the balls off a
brass monkey" came from when they had old cannons like ones used in the
Civil War. The cannonballs were stacked in a pyramid formation, called
a brass monkey. When it got extremely cold outside they would crack
and
break off... Thus the saying.

source? I'm calling BS

that and I have never heard of freezing the balls off a brass monkey

it can, however, be colder than a witches tit!

 

[jeepdude10000]

When a female horse and male donkey mate, the offspring is called a
mule, but when a male horse and female donkey mate, the offspring is
called a hinny.

 

[jeepdude10000]

A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't.

 

[jeepdude10000]

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

 

[goodburbon]

when a horse has an upset stomach it rolls on its back to relieve the pain, unfortunately this can twist the horses stomach so that it can no longer expel its contents. horses who overeat consequently die of "colic"

 

[goodburbon]

When a female horse and male donkey mate, the offspring is called a
mule, but when a male horse and female donkey mate, the offspring is
called a hinny.

'

was looking for that term a few weeks ago

 

[jeepdude10000]

Slinkys were invented by an airplane mechanic; he was playing with
engine parts and realized the possible secondary use of one of the
springs.

 

[goodburbon]

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

funny that wasn't mentioned in physics or chemistry

 

[goodburbon]

Slinkys were invented by an airplane mechanic; he was playing with
engine parts and realized the possible secondary use of one of the
springs.

what type of aircraft?

 

[goodburbon]

I'm only .4 litres of bourbon for the night

damn

 

[goodburbon]

where'd you go?

 

[MogifiedXJ]

I'm calling post #3000

 

[jeepdude10000]

If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode.

 

[MogifiedXJ]

only 47 more to go...

 

[jeepdude10000]

A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

 

[goodburbon]

If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode.

again...proof?

everyone has heard this myth, yet i have never seen ANY proof

 

[jeepdude10000]

A group of frogs is called an army

 

[MogifiedXJ]

c'mon

 

[MogifiedXJ]

only 41 more...

 

[jeepdude10000]

A group of rhinos is called a crash.