jeepdude10000
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Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!
Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?
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Root Moose
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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
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jeepdude10000
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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Root Moose
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For the Middle East and the world, there will be no going back to the days of fear - when a brutal and aggressive tyrant possessed terrible weapons. And for America, there will be no going back to the era before September 11th, 2001 - to false comfort in a dangerous world.
— George W. Bush
— George W. Bush
jeepdude10000
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you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Root Moose
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Our enemies...never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
— George W. Bush
— George W. Bush
jeepdude10000
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Why is "abbreviated" is such a long word?
jeepdude10000
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Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
jeepdude10000
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Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
jeepdude10000
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Why the man who invests all your money is called a "broker"?
jeepdude10000
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Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour?
Root Moose
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Mud spelled backwards is dum.
— Bugs Bunny
— Bugs Bunny
jeepdude10000
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Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
Root Moose
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The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
— Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
— Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
jeepdude10000
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Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Root Moose
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No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
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jeepdude10000
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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Root Moose
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I am strongly in favour of using poisonous gas against uncivilised tribes ... to spread a lively terror.
— Winston Churchill, writing as President of the Air Council, in 1919
— Winston Churchill, writing as President of the Air Council, in 1919
jeepdude10000
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Root Moose
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Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...
— Theodore Roosevelt
— Theodore Roosevelt
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