Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

[Beej]

Kids I babysat once fed me poo...

 

[rock rash]

it was the grossest sh!t ever!



literally!

 

[Beej]

They made a few chips and blended them into a bowl of chocolate raisins.

 

[rock rash]

It is illegal to play tennis in the streets of Cambridge.

 

[mud1059]

glad to see ya Beej...been to the den and know you need my next post...

 

[Beej]

I was moderately displeased.

 

[rock rash]

thats a bit disgusting!


did you kill them?

 

[mud1059]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10912603/ just fair warning bro in case they come to canada

 

[Beej]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10912603/ just fair warning bro in case they come to canada

LOL!

 

[rock rash]

An American aircraft in Vietnam shot itself down with one of its own missiles.

 

[Beej]

thats a bit disgusting!


did you kill them?

Well, it was much more bitter than had been previously described, but not retchingly gross. I was therefore able to see the humour in it.

 

[rock rash]

Abraham Lincoln was shot with a Derringer.

 

[rock rash]

A parthenophobic has a fear of virgins.

 

[Beej]

Several years later I put peanut butter in a friend's ear when he was passed out and stuck a cigarette into the PB. Then when he woke up and was walking around, kept calling him "my pal, Butthead"... He was unable to see the humour in it though, and it was a sore point for years...

I on the other hand amstill brought to stomach-churning giggles just thinking about it ...

 

[rock rash]

and the best one....















George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.

 

[Beej]

So, anybody like pickled eggs?

 

[rock rash]

i stuck a match between my friends toes and lit it...that got him up real quick

 

[mud1059]

I prefer beej to rockrash's posts....how sad is this? everyone hates beej

 

[rock rash]

no...scrambled all the way

 

[Beej]

George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.

No he didn't. He grew hemp in his garden. Marijuana is some mexican drug or something...