Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

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XJ Dreamin' said:
And don't I know it!

By Rx from their dentist and orthodontist, they are suposed to brush for 3 minutes, spit-n-rinse, brush floride goop for 1 minute, spit only, then floss. Somehow they can accomplish all of that in just under 45 seconds :D

"I told you to brush!" "I did." "Not in under one minute you didn't. How long do you think you were in there?"

I don't know. I'm really starting to worry about them. They are from Texas, after all :)

Yeah. Now that I'm a granddad, I get to watch from the outside...

It's hard telling, but if I had to pick a "best day," the day they both got jobs and I cut off their hockey money would definitely be in the running... Damn hockey cost one about $2500 a year (he played out,) and the other was in for abouth $6000 (goalie...) It felt so good to say "no more!"

"What kind of car am I going to get?"
"I don't know, what are you going to buy?"
"Who bought your first car?"
"I did." - Ended that rather handily...

"Do not handicap your children by making their lives too easy."
- Robert Anson Heinlein

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All good lessons to learn, especially good lessons to learn especially if you're in the middle group, between childhood and parenthood, ie: me. I think that at times my parents spoiled me, but hey, I never took advantage of it, or made my parents feel unappreciated. They are great people, that taught me many lessons about life and success, so now I'm in college getting a start on my own career, not one that my dad could have given to me.
 
mdl said:
This thread deffinately delivers.
Hmmm, pizza? <growl />
 
I just read the turkish daily news. 26% of women and 30% of meb in southeast turkey think honor killings are justified and an adequate punishment for violation of tradition.

70% of the women think beating is an adequate punishment for burning dinner, spending too much money, or backtalking their husband.

And article 301 makes it illegal to insult being a Turk. Many famous authors here have been charged. One is currently on trial because of what one of her Armenian characters said about the Turks. Armenians hate Turks because there was a massacre sometime around WWI, but don't dare call it genocide because that is denegrating to the turks and therefore illegal.

Just for clarification, if any Turkish official is reading this, I think Turkey and the Turks are wonderful, and am meerely objectively relaying facts gleamed from the Turkish Daily News.:angel:
 
I can't believe this thread is still under 20 pages.

I'm very disappointed in all of you. I want to you all to stand in the corner for 5 minutes and think about what you can do to help this terrible situation. Afterwards, come back and post up what you came up with...

:nono:
 
12GaugeXJ said:
What a crappy day.


you and me both, weather (cold and wet), and this damn Saturn SL2:mad:
Guess it will be an "after hours" finish..
 
Tinned kippers fried up with vegetarian sausages and a hard-boiled egg for breaky today. Mmm-mmm-good.

Sushi for lunchu.

Fettucine noodles tossed in olive oil with smoked shiitake mushrooms, sundried grape tomatoes and fresh basil for supper.

Four containers of Haagen-Dasz for a snack at 2230h when I gets da munchies.

Should be good for a lactose-intolerance scented gaseous nightmare for my wife tonight... :thumbup:
 
Beej said:
I can't believe this thread is still under 20 pages.

I'm very disappointed in all of you. I want to you all to stand in the corner for 5 minutes and think about what you can do to help this terrible situation. Afterwards, come back and post up what you came up with...

:nono:

I couldn't think of anything...

:conceited
 
Beej said:
I can't believe this thread is still under 20 pages.

I'm very disappointed in all of you. I want to you all to stand in the corner for 5 minutes and think about what you can do to help this terrible situation. Afterwards, come back and post up what you came up with...

:nono:

Awright - you come down and fix half of everything and get us packed to move, and I'll sit and post more. Deail?

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