Kick in the pants

[souske]

Can I get gross for the local DMV?

 

[GrimmJeeper]

you can get as gross as you want, feel free to aim the kick where or as deep as you feel necessary

 

[ZipperheadXJ00]

you can get as gross as you want, feel free to aim the kick where or as deep as you feel necessary

I believe he was talking about an amount.

location of kick is entirely up to the buyer.

 

[trevanator]

Are there any anonymous kicks I can order? I have a few people that need some but I don't want them to know it was me so maybe I can blame it on another that needs a kick in the pants and it'll become a hilarious circle of kicks in the pants.

 

[GrimmJeeper]

All kicks are drop shipped to the recipient in a plain brown package with no return address, your privacy is our main concern.

 

[casm]

I'd like to find out if there are any plans to offer a can-can dancer kick; it could take humiliation to a whole new level.

 

[GrimmJeeper]

happy customers!

 

[ZipperheadXJ00]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[bigalpha]

I don't feel safe handling a box of 'kick in the pants'. Do you have certified delivery personnel?

 

[kastein]

yeah, he has Chuck Norris from Universal Posterior Services drop kick them to everyone.

 

[souske]

Still available?

 

[GrimmJeeper]

same day shipping!

 

[souske]

Hand of god to 1600 Pensylvania Ave. ?

 

[GrimmJeeper]

on it's way!

 

[dukie564]

it's been 3 months!!! Where the hell is my stuff?!?!

 

[magimerlin]

I wonder how far we can get one into the white house wrapped in plain brown wrappings and no return address........ If it will reach him I may buy up your entire stock......

 

[bigalpha]

Will they ever release a new version of this?

 

[FlexdXJ]

Will they ever release a new version of this?

I hear a certain fella in the People's Republic of Illinois is working on it.

 

[Lurch]

BTT

 

[dukie564]

nice! New Inventory?