I sent this guy a text message reading as follows:
Dude, I hope you never have children. Your YJ is the perfect display of what not to do with a Jeep. You should tie a rope around your penis and jump out of a tree. Maybe you could go play hopscotch on the 101 around 3pm.
Oh my... LMAO. clearly can be defined as an epic fail. I should ask where I can pick up a "satlite rodeo". :banghead: I love how the lights on the hood are pointing... idk, where-ever the hell they want it appears. That passenger side light would make a mean bat-beacon. I mean none of hte lights are aimed properly... they are all cross eyed or aiming almost straight down... wtf :wierd:
I love how the lights on the hood are pointing... idk, where-ever the hell they want it appears. That passenger side light would make a mean bat-beacon. I mean none of hte lights are aimed properly... they are all cross eyed or aiming almost straight down... wtf :wierd:
Well now that they've all been removed, will he (definitely not a she?) re-install them for you. I'm glad I got to see it, because by the time I saw this thread, it was already off CL.
HAHAHAHA, Oh god this is killing me, i had a miserable day (last meeting of the day in 25 minutes.. huzzah! So I had to come back and take another look :laugh: Came up with a few questions:
-Is that rear bumper made out of duck tape?
-What is that thing towards the end of the rear bumper? Looks kinda like a hook maybe.. possible recovery point? :roflmao:
-Why does it look like a small mini-gun is pointing out of the rear quarter panel right behind the passenger rear tire?
-Whats up with those red headlight covers?
-Is that really chicken mesh wire stuff covering the front side markers? Is it really just cut and screwed on with sharp edges sticking up?
-OMG! it actually has front towhooks!!! (with skulls on them) :laugh3:
I just keep getting more out of this thing, i wish we could see some interior shots.
Especially with the handicapped handbars / towel racks ON THE HOOD? Those can't even come close to serving a purpose!
WHY? Please tell me he bought an H3 next, at least he'd have enough space on that to maybe not quite look so ridiculous if he put this many accessories on it... well... probably not.
It looks almost like the off-road Ghostbusters Response Vehicle!
So I think im going to email him and ask serious questions.. pretend im a legit buyer, so far I have:
-What are the axle ratio's?
-With the oversize tires, what has he bumpstopped to?
-What amperage is his current alternator rated to (to power the lights).
-Request pictures of the interior
As you and original both stated the dual mirrors: One is on the A pillar and one on door. They are the stock mirrors (that came on teh doors) plus the 2nd mirrors for when you remove the doors... He just apparently never removed them I guess.:doh: I suppose thats a handy feature to check if the front side of your door mirrors are clean after going through the carwash?
