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Imagine bumper cars with basketball, while drinking. That's what I'm doing right now. More fun than expected.
 
Morning dudes!!!

Are we back on the bitching about hours worked thing? It seems it's on a rotation around here! Just go to work, it'll be okay....I promise. Better yet, go into business for yourself, you'll be at work 24/7.

Let's go back to things that matter. Boobs, guns, blow, jeeps, that sort of sh!t.

For example, I'm thinking about building a cannon.

How was everyone's steak and blowie day?

I'm thinking about becoming a naxja vendor, but does general auto repair fit? It seems like it would be good advertising for what it cost, I don't know how many of you assholes live by my shop, or how many of you would even let me fix your junk. I suppose all of you have other cars besides your jeeps.....even if it is euro-garbage.
 
Morning Craig.

I don't even go into what my screwed up hours are having the farm.....we are calving right now, so up every 2 hours to check on heifers if needed, and we try and take turns so we can get a little sleep so we can go to our day jobs and function without being zombies. It just comes with the territory, I enjoy the life it provides, so I don't bitch about it...too much.

I like the old cows, they can just be walking, stop and plop out a calf, then carry on with their day.....kind of like that Duggar mom from 378 kids and counting. :farmer:
 
see...BOOBS. That's better.

we talk about poop a lot as well.

seems like four letter words are our common discussion points, for example:
boobs
blow
work
jeep
****
poop, or shit

the list goes on.
 
My sleep schedule is all ****ed up not because of work or DST but because my ****ing old dog is on some pills that make him need to piss every 2 damn hours.

should have gotten him a couple bitches and some black tar heroin instead of the piss pills...
 
^^^This...or found a bum and dipped them in brown gravy and then give your dog some PCP and then watch the fun ensue...probably not so much fun for the bum...
 
Morning Craig.

I don't even go into what my screwed up hours are having the farm.....we are calving right now, so up every 2 hours to check on heifers if needed, and we try and take turns so we can get a little sleep so we can go to our day jobs and function without being zombies. It just comes with the territory, I enjoy the life it provides, so I don't bitch about it...too much.

I like the old cows, they can just be walking, stop and plop out a calf, then carry on with their day.....kind of like that Duggar mom from 378 kids and counting. :farmer:


I was at the dentist yesterday and although I had never met this lady before, she decided to go into full detail about her brother calving. I thought it was strange. Several times I just wanted to tell her I didn't care about her brothers job
 
I was at the dentist yesterday and although I had never met this lady before, she decided to go into full detail about her brother calving. I thought it was strange. Several times I just wanted to tell her I didn't care about her brothers job


There is a ****stick maint guy in this training class I am in that has to comment on everything they do at their facility (competitor)....I was soooooo close earlier to asking out loud if we could get back to what we were here for. There is still time.
 
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