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Listen...I'm wasted. But. I tell you. Typing is difficult. I'll get the prego girlfriend out to direct traffic if need be. You wanna get through GB....We got the route through GB. Thats what you get for drunk bowling...and now I'm rambling. At least I'd let you through town. I'll find a way to get you un-stuck if you get that way. We all got 4WD...fawk. Pay no attention.


I am still laughing about this^^^^^ only thing that would have been funnier is if he would have said "prego girlfriend in a halter top smoking a Pall Mall!!" :D
 
Not a bit concerned about the LP axle. Nah, I don't regret selling the XJ to an asshole. Wheel it? Probably not. If I decide to, I'll use the YJ for that. If I keep it.

Haha, I'm glad you sold it to me. She's been a good jeep, I think i'll keep her around a while............a long while! :D

Listen...I'm wasted. But. I tell you. Typing is difficult. I'll get the prego girlfriend out to direct traffic if need be. You wanna get through GB....We got the route through GB. Thats what you get for drunk bowling...and now I'm rambling. At least I'd let you through town. I'll find a way to get you un-stuck if you get that way. We all got 4WD...fawk. Pay no attention.

This is by far one of the funniest posts I have ever read. Take him drunk officer, he's home! :D
 
I'm glad everything I said last night was well received. That's actually why I'm on now. I woke up this morning a bit worried that I said some bad things, posted way too much or was being a plain @$$wipe. Rereading everything, it wasn't that bad. But I will refrain from doing it in the future.
 
Well, my morning started out good. But not going good for the rest of the day or week for that matter. I just recieved a phone call a little bit ago. Another friend has had his life taken by a snowmobile and a tree. So, today is the day to see all the friends and talk it out.

SLOW THE XXXX DOWN ON A SNOWMOBILE AND YOUR KIDS WOULD STILL HAVE A LIVING FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Counting down the days of freedom...

I tied one on last night...but didn't get on to drink and post...

We celebrated Rosco finishing KOH last night...

Sorry about your friend Kim...

RedHeep I just changed two tires last week... I feel your pain...

mac 'i'm up waaaaay to early' gyvr
 
Oh my God. I should not be on the internet. Sorry guys. I had way too much drink. I guess better to drink and post than drink and drive.

i drink and post all the time! the trick is to not tell anybody your drunk and they`ll just think your alittle messed up in the head

speaking of being drunk.... after my drunken spell last night i woke this morning to find my landlord, a mom and dad, their son, another set of parents and their son standing in my living room starring at me. apparently when in the process of drinking i missed the phone call that the landlord was giving a tour of the house.
they seemed pretty shocked at the house. i kinda trashed it last night.

disco "i showed the moms my moonshine still" steve
 
I haven't been on a sled in at least 15 years, and I'm not likely to get on one again. One of my vendors at the office was talking about getting together with a friend of his to go sledding, 300 miles a day, occasionally up in triple digit speed. I have no interest in going that fast on a sled. I'm sorta surprised that I don't hear about more fatalities with trees and fencelines.

Sorry to hear about your pal, Kim.
 
I run a Case 2188.

<chuckle> Dad bought a New Idea Unisystem in 1967. Purpose built tractor (GM 6 cylinder) with a combine, husking bed and chopper. 13' grain platform, 2 row snapping rolls, 2 row stripper plates and a 2 row silage head. Took a long time to shell 300 acres of corn with a 2 row sheller. All things considered, it really was a pretty good system, we just overused it. Oh, and it had one of the biggest belt drives you've ever seen. Yes, the ground drive was a huge belt drive on a pair of variable sheeves, good for something like +/- 20%.
 
Snowmobiling. I treat it like motorcycling, be very careful all the time, even more so after dark. You know the whole defensive driving bit. Never more than a couple drinks if you're out on a cruise. Now I'm not insinuating that that may have been what was going on, I'm just making a statement. I had a couple spooks this year on unfamiliar trails in the daylight. Best of luck to you and yours Kim.

I wanted to ride from here to Houghton this year, didn't get it done, so it'll be next year. I may be 23 and all that but I do know my back hates me. Lower back, bad shoulder that I'll ignore, wonky hip that'll get an MRI soon-ish; I don't feel 23 and after a ride like that I may not move for a few days.
 
Managed to wander out to the garage this afternoon for a few minutes. Found the clunk in the front end, frame end of my trackbar is a bit loose. Guess it's time to call JKS Mfg. and order a replacement bolt and a Johnny Joint rebuild kit.
 
realizing that a huge amount of pork is going to be going to Winterfest and I am actually sharing it instead of rolling in it on my bed like you see the chicks do in movies..but they are rolling around in money.
 
realizing that a huge amount of pork is going to be going to Winterfest

Are you referring to the attendees or the food?
Think I may substitute chicken.
 
I'm just about ready only a few minor things to finish before winterfest. When I took the Jeep for a spin around the block Sunday the combination of the choped Xj with a cage and lack of exhaust caused one neighbor lady to scoop up her 2 kids out of the front yard and run back inside her house as i turned the corner and went past her house. Now I'm wondering if sending neighbors running back into there houses when driving by is a good or bad thing?

jim
 
i drink and post all the time! the trick is to not tell anybody your drunk and they`ll just think your alittle messed up in the head

speaking of being drunk.... after my drunken spell last night i woke this morning to find my landlord, a mom and dad, their son, another set of parents and their son standing in my living room starring at me. apparently when in the process of drinking i missed the phone call that the landlord was giving a tour of the house.
they seemed pretty shocked at the house. i kinda trashed it last night.

disco "i showed the moms my moonshine still" steve
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<edit> Jeff has a good point, ignore me

There was an AW-4 on steel bars and cement blocks standing over a drain pan in the living room of my last apartment and 2 dana 30s on the back porch when the new tenants came for a tour. Landlord was beyond pissed, the new tenants didn't care.

I may be 23 and all that but I do know my back hates me. Lower back, bad shoulder that I'll ignore, wonky hip that'll get an MRI soon-ish; I don't feel 23 and after a ride like that I may not move for a few days.
I feel your pain, every single joint in my body pops and cracks (not kidding, elbows, jaw, ankles, hips, joint between first cuneiform and metatarsal plus all the normal ones) and my right hip is pretty FUBAR. I will probably end up with one of those nifty robot-hip implants in like 10 or 15 years, hope autozone is selling them with the lifetime warranty by then.
 
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I'm just about ready only a few minor things to finish before winterfest. When I took the Jeep for a spin around the block Sunday the combination of the choped Xj with a cage and lack of exhaust caused one neighbor lady to scoop up her 2 kids out of the front yard and run back inside her house as i turned the corner and went past her house. Now I'm wondering if sending neighbors running back into there houses when driving by is a good or bad thing?

jim


you should strap a baby car seat to the front of your rig like on Raising Arizona...that would rule.
 
May I gently suggest that some things that are pretty clearly against Federal regulations not be posted on a publicly accessible board?
 
not illegal to own a still, illegal to use it in the manufacture of spirits intended for consumption.

So as long as that's a piece of "lab equipment" and it's capacity is less than a gallon...
 
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