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Grifter144 said:
so today i threw my coastal georgia grown relocated to detroit michigan girl friend into her first BIG pile of leaves, and this is my (the silent not so well known lurker of the naxja forums) 300th post, so i found it fitting to post it here...cheers y'all...

Maier

PICS!!!

took 'er for a "roll in the hay" huh?

cool!

interesting fact - There are no snails in Nebraska - at least as near as i have been able to find - never seen one out here, and everyone ive asked hasnt either... Well - Lincoln at least....
 
how'd the chem test go?
 
ah come on, you know how you did. unless it is one of those where it is purely up to how lucky you were :D
 
Lawn Cher' said:
You should teach her how to rake. Its kinda like mopping, I'm sure she'll take to it readily.

Which reminds me of a joke...

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?








Compliment her work, remind her how beautiful she is, and serve her a piece of pie.










Hmm, I wonder if I qualify as whipped. :gag:
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower?









Give her a shovel.

Yea ladies, I know what you're thinking...
Some woman actually let this guy get away?!
 
kid4lyf said:
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower?
Give her a shovel.
Yea ladies, I know what you're thinking...
Some woman actually let this guy get away?!

:roflmao:

Why are wedding dresses white?

So they match the rest of the kitchen appliances.

Rev

PS - Ask my wife why she does not have an ice maker.
 
kubtastic said:
speaking of chemistry, what's the meaning of phermeldahide in your sig?
first off, i cant spell. its from TSOL's song code blue, which is about having sex with the dead.
 
Ramsey said:
first off, i cant spell. its from TSOL's song code blue, which is about having sex with the dead.

And I thought I was weird.
 
i second that!
 
you come within 400 miles and say that!
 
XJ_ranger said:
interesting fact - There are no snails in Nebraska - at least as near as i have been able to find - never seen one out here, and everyone ive asked hasnt either... Well - Lincoln at least....


That is the one thing that I remember from living in Riverside, CA when I was 5 years old, snails everywhere, just like we have ants everywhere in midwest.
 
Rev Den said:
I agree... you are.


Hey. Dinner Monday? Dutch?


Rev

Sure. I don't know any Dutch restaurants though.

Swedish on the other hand...
45_chef.jpg
 
Rev Den said:
The place we went last time, where YOU flirted with Michelle was good.

Rev

Moi? How come you're the one who remembers her name?
 
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